WHAT I ATE TODAY + COOK WITH ME!!!!! - 10/20/17

[liliput]

Another riveting installment of our pal, with the addition of cringey decor.

 

[mil0]

Nice egg allergy

 

[vodka]

I'm impressed that she did a voiceover, I can't remember the last time she did one, if ever. Did you see how much salt she put on the chicken though? More than an ocean.

Holy shit, look at how small her head is in comparison to her body. No wonder she thinks she's thin if she just sees her pea head and not her hippopotamus body.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I want to know how long between feedings. Also, that's a fuck-load of salt for someone that probably can't process it.

 

[Bad Dog]

How she gonna know the calories of the chicken and salad and the chili when she ain't weighing all that

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'm impressed that she did a voiceover.
Holy shit, look at how small her head is in comparison to her body. No wonder she thinks she's thin if she just sees her pea head and not her hippopotamus body.

Yes, the V.O. was a first!
The unfortunate thing about her head is that it is actually huge, too huge to fit in a big rubber Halloween mask and most hats.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Can't go without the double serving of chili. Well, I guess baby steps.

I enjoyed this video.

 

[Star Stuff]

I'm sad. I thought we were gonna cook together.

This is the second best thing, I guess.

 

[SweetDee]

She's expecting way too much of that poor cardigan.

 

[Clown Baby]

Nice egg allergy

She's only allergic to them when they're scrambled, don't be a hadur, it's a real thing

 

[lightened]

Only showing us what she wants us to see, gorl. I guess for the sake of her like to dislike ratio, these types of videos are better off.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

She did a voiceover when she was showing the photo of the McDonald's that Becky's family pretty much forced her to eat, guys. But that's the only time I recall a V.O. ...

 

[thejackal]

Another "seasonal salt" episode. FFS AL.

 

[vodka]

:^))) idk if fvck you is actually al but it's pretty convenient how they always comment right after she uploads, only responds to negative comments, and they say the most vile things like telling people they're retarded, chinks, and pre-op trannies

 

[Bashful Bunny]

She even had to put salt on her sweet potato. At this point, she might as well just eat a microwave dinner and call it a day. How can she stand so much salt in one meal?

 

[Kaker Cake]

All that raw chicken juice dripping down the grill as the chicken defrosts, and pooling on the counter in that paper towel... I wonder if she washes the countertop after.

Also, it’s interesting that she mentions changing clothes to film different videos in the same day. You’d think it was to trick the viewer into thinking she was filming more regularly, but then why mention it at all? People change clothes in the middle of the day for multiple reasons. I’m at a loss.

 

[SisterChristian]

But why'd she unwrap that sweet potato? The shrink wrap is on there to help it steam in the microwave.

Anyway. Her VO reminded me of the Krystle era, definitely less obnoxious. She's a good pretender.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

So she's too lazy to go down to the basement and get the part for grill, or she can't get down the basement steps... we all remember her famous stair video from Destiny's mom's house...and she was lighter and more mobile then...

Sugar and salt are super addictive. She needs to go without for awhile to reset her taste buds, they are probably all out of whack. That's why she thinks fruit tastes sour, and that her food is bland without salty hot sauce and seasoned salt.

But she won't. Dogprom is right on the money, she needs that instant gratification.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Amberlynn will never lose weight or overcome her binge eating disorder because she doesn't actually care to understand food or why she's emotionally screwed up from/attached to it. That sounds weird but her dinner sucks. I wouldn't wanna live off chicken and baby spinach topped off with balsamic dressing with a side of carrots and hummus. That sounds awful. All she ever eats is chicken and soup and bland pasta and eggs. I never seen Amberlynn buy a fresh piece of meat or fish and season it with a nice side of, say, roasted vegetables. Or slice a fucking sweet potato and make fries. Learn to make croutons. Make your own a shit. It's rewarding.

She's the kind of person who restricts her eating habits just-so that she'll be intensely craving other things and therefore sabotage herself, like people who eat low Cal bread and crackers on a diet but don't realize they're not happy with what they're eating because the choices they restrict themselves to are so limited and boring, fail. I've tried so hard not to sperg about being right-hand assistance/cook to a volatile-though-awesome chef but Amberlynn's cooking is fucking atrocious and he'd scream in her face for seasoning something frozen, or dump a whole can of pesto on a pasta, or serve dry pasta with "Italian seasoning". Nobody has to be a chef but maybe learn how to cook something other than a hunk of frozen chicken in a George Foreman grill.

 

[HamaBau]

Did you notice how ridiculously off she was with the calorie counting she did? First of all, there is no way she used no oil to fry these eggs and knowing how she can't control herself with that stuff, I bet she used enough to add extra 250-300 kcal to that meal. I almost died when she tried estimating how many calories Backy's chilli had. Pasta is highly dense in calories and it wasn't just 50-100 grams, it was probably much more than that so that one bowl had way more kcal than what she estimated. Not to mention she had more and said "oh it was less than the bowl I had before" so she estimated it was about half the amount of calories she's already consumed, even though it was 2/3 at best, if not the exact same amount... And besides that - white wheat pasta has almost no nutritional value, it's literally the last thing you should be eating while on a diet. Makes you think how she used WW but never My Fitness Pal for dieting. It's because it encourages you to do exercises at least 4 times a week and has a realistic (or, to her, much more cruel) calorie counter that you can't cheat. WW isn't as consequent, for example with how you don't have to count vegetables into it.

Saying all that, I'm actually quite amazed she started drinking only water. Although, for a fatty like her it might bring some results and cause her to think she's doing a great job, so she'll start having her "cheat days" soon and that might bring her back to her old habits. I don't hate her as much as some of the people here, I would actually like to see her suceed so bad (like some people here) but I am aware it's impossible with the attitude she has. Realising that she's doing something wrong is a huge step, but now she needs to get some help.