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Reportedly TimeLordLynn filmed this around May 6th.
what i ate today | fast food edition (5/24/2020) - "A lot", amirite?
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Reportedly TimeLordLynn filmed this around May 6th.
My favorite part of her most comfortable bra, is that no matter how dingy and frayed it is, she'll never bother to tape or pin the straps in place. Comfort over fashion has always been her trademark.
That thumbnail, though... Haha... Waiting on the archive. I need to figure out how to do that again it keeps changing on me on YouTube
Couldn't wait. She's still the worst. Not out together,bad lighting, just woke up , excuse , excuse etc.
"I need to constantly keep my body fueled "
Skip this.
Couldn't wait. She's still the worst. Not out together,bad lighting, just woke up , excuse , excuse etc.
"I need to constantly keep my body fueled "
Skip this.
Three meals a day, 1,200 calories, no snacking via the Dr. Now diet. Very simple baseline for a plan. She does the absolute most to avoid having self control.
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- #7
RECAP:
- "Just woke up" is the new "my lighting is bad" statement that she always makes as if anyone expected anything else.
- Still planning on "six mini times of eating" rather than her usual mispronunciation of "meals".
- Poor Hamber waits TOO LONG AFTER WAKING UP to eat. Shocked she doesn't call that "sleeping time" as a "fast" yet again.
- "I.F. (Intermittent Fasting) doesn't work for me anymore," grunts the HamBeast who "knows what works for her".
- She needs to keep her body "constantly fueled". (For WHAT? Coloring books? Torrid Hauls? Is this Beanbag REALLY in such a hurry that it needs constant calorie intake?)
- She has to set an alarm for "every 2 hours" so she KNOWS when to eat.
- AmberLynn admits to being "an abuser". (Of the "zero-point foods" on her Blue WW Plan.)
FOOD ALARM:
- EYGS (coated in black pepper) and hash browns. (6 points)
FOOD ALARM:
- Caramel Protein Shake (2 points - and a reminder that she has 'eighty-something' points available)
- Lip-smackeen ensues. Doesn't smell good, but still gets a 10-lip-smack rating.
- The straps of her "dress" are supposed to go more over the ham-hocks she calls 'arms', but HAYDURS ARE SO MEAN ABOUT DINGYBRA so it's getting worn incorrectly (and we all can STILL see DingyBra in full effect anyway).
- WEIGHT WATCHERS DOESN'T WANT YOU TO UNDEREAT. IT'S WEIGHT WATCHERS' FAULT! (Hamber, we're all certain that Weight Watchers would be PERFECTLY okay if you didn't eat 80-something points of food in a day.)
FOOD ALARM:
- Hamber was PEER PRESSURED into drinking wine! SUCH BOOLIES SHE LIVES WITH! "I'm a alcohol-chugger" (Bitch chugs anything close enough to her food-hole to get chugged) (6 chuggin' points)
FOOD ALARM:
- "FORGOT" to film the Dairy Queen binge! Her BOOLY roommates didn't even PREPARE A DINNER so while they went to get Taco Bell, Hamber made a "bad idea" and asked them to get her Dairy Queen - those ENABLERS!
- Chicken strip basket (24 points) and pretzels (11 points) and one of her Halo Top ice creams (8 points)
(Like anyone believes she DIDN'T get a Blizzard from DQ as she ALWAYS does.)
- "Sometimes I make bad choices, and I'm learning" (Yea, learning how to better-troll and gain weight while pretending to be on whatever diet she's failing for this week)
- Hamber plans to abandon her "six food alarms" plan for the day because she's bad at everything. Less than 24 hours and her "diet plan" again crumbles, like the bones in her ankles eventually will. But don't worry, she plans to fail it again tomorrow, too.
THE NEXT DAY
- Forgot to mention that she ALSO ate a "chicken ramen" (11 or 14 points)
- ALSO ate a "pretty decent bowl" of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (enough points that she admits to "going over" her points)
- Afraid of doing too many "what I ate today" videos in a row, forgetting that it's the only thing she DOES during the day so it's probably the only thing TO film.
- More blaming MUH MENTALZ.
TL;DR - Hamber succeeds in eating 6 times in one day, via multiple separate failures. Has to be lying about how much Dairy Queen she ate. Fails again and goes over her points. Filmed around May 6th, FWIW. NO LAYGS.
- "Just woke up" is the new "my lighting is bad" statement that she always makes as if anyone expected anything else.
- Still planning on "six mini times of eating" rather than her usual mispronunciation of "meals".
- Poor Hamber waits TOO LONG AFTER WAKING UP to eat. Shocked she doesn't call that "sleeping time" as a "fast" yet again.
- "I.F. (Intermittent Fasting) doesn't work for me anymore," grunts the HamBeast who "knows what works for her".
- She needs to keep her body "constantly fueled". (For WHAT? Coloring books? Torrid Hauls? Is this Beanbag REALLY in such a hurry that it needs constant calorie intake?)
- She has to set an alarm for "every 2 hours" so she KNOWS when to eat.
- AmberLynn admits to being "an abuser". (Of the "zero-point foods" on her Blue WW Plan.)
FOOD ALARM:
- EYGS (coated in black pepper) and hash browns. (6 points)
FOOD ALARM:
- Caramel Protein Shake (2 points - and a reminder that she has 'eighty-something' points available)
- Lip-smackeen ensues. Doesn't smell good, but still gets a 10-lip-smack rating.
- The straps of her "dress" are supposed to go more over the ham-hocks she calls 'arms', but HAYDURS ARE SO MEAN ABOUT DINGYBRA so it's getting worn incorrectly (and we all can STILL see DingyBra in full effect anyway).
- WEIGHT WATCHERS DOESN'T WANT YOU TO UNDEREAT. IT'S WEIGHT WATCHERS' FAULT! (Hamber, we're all certain that Weight Watchers would be PERFECTLY okay if you didn't eat 80-something points of food in a day.)
FOOD ALARM:
- Hamber was PEER PRESSURED into drinking wine! SUCH BOOLIES SHE LIVES WITH! "I'm a alcohol-chugger" (Bitch chugs anything close enough to her food-hole to get chugged) (6 chuggin' points)
FOOD ALARM:
- "FORGOT" to film the Dairy Queen binge! Her BOOLY roommates didn't even PREPARE A DINNER so while they went to get Taco Bell, Hamber made a "bad idea" and asked them to get her Dairy Queen - those ENABLERS!
- Chicken strip basket (24 points) and pretzels (11 points) and one of her Halo Top ice creams (8 points)
(Like anyone believes she DIDN'T get a Blizzard from DQ as she ALWAYS does.)
- "Sometimes I make bad choices, and I'm learning" (Yea, learning how to better-troll and gain weight while pretending to be on whatever diet she's failing for this week)
- Hamber plans to abandon her "six food alarms" plan for the day because she's bad at everything. Less than 24 hours and her "diet plan" again crumbles, like the bones in her ankles eventually will. But don't worry, she plans to fail it again tomorrow, too.
THE NEXT DAY
- Forgot to mention that she ALSO ate a "chicken ramen" (11 or 14 points)
- ALSO ate a "pretty decent bowl" of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (enough points that she admits to "going over" her points)
- Afraid of doing too many "what I ate today" videos in a row, forgetting that it's the only thing she DOES during the day so it's probably the only thing TO film.
- More blaming MUH MENTALZ.
TL;DR - Hamber succeeds in eating 6 times in one day, via multiple separate failures. Has to be lying about how much Dairy Queen she ate. Fails again and goes over her points. Filmed around May 6th, FWIW. NO LAYGS.
2:43 in she is explaining that the straps of her dress are supposed to hang down but she is wearing them up on her shoulders. The reason for this given isn't that her arm cottage cheese sacks are too fat for that style to work, no it's because, "You guys are mean about my bras."
Bra. You have one bra, Amberlynn. And it isn't being mean to point out you've been wearing that one and only nasty bra since 2015 and 200 pounds ago.
Bra. You have one bra, Amberlynn. And it isn't being mean to point out you've been wearing that one and only nasty bra since 2015 and 200 pounds ago.
If she wants to stay fueled, NutritionistLynn should get some Soylent drinks. They're about 400 calories each, they taste okay and are filling. They also have more fiber than any protein drink I've ever seen, so that could lead to some comedy if she overindulges.
Technically is dangerous - and Hamber should not drink while taking anxiety meds and mood stabilizers
-and her roomies are shitty for encouraging her to drink
But is also dangerous to be super morbidly obese; and here we are years on. So who cares.
-and her roomies are shitty for encouraging her to drink
But is also dangerous to be super morbidly obese; and here we are years on. So who cares.
dingobaby
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Bish breakfast is not mandatory if you're not hungry. I'm sure your insulin levels are going to thank you for the rollercoaster.
"You guise are mean about my bras". Plural, really?
Can't realize the WW point system sets you up to fail and coming back
Still hoping for Boozerlynn saga!
"You guise are mean about my bras". Plural, really?
Can't realize the WW point system sets you up to fail and coming back
Still hoping for Boozerlynn saga!
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- #13
"I want to have six small meals a day"
So she is only having six Junior McChickens a day instead of the full sized ones?
Insert the obligatory:
Highlight of the video: blames chick peas and chicken for her weight gain but not the sugary cereal or Dairy Queen
So she is only having six Junior McChickens a day instead of the full sized ones?
Insert the obligatory:
Highlight of the video: blames chick peas and chicken for her weight gain but not the sugary cereal or Dairy Queen
An hour old, and fewer than 10K views, with an already terrible ratio and a hideous thumbnail where you can tell her promises to "get back on track tomorrow" were empty, like her soul. This is gonna be good.
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I think this may be the worst photo I’ve seen of her. She looks like an absolute bag lady
ETA: Started watching the video and I genuinely believe she thinks she’s got some sexy ‘I woke up like this’ energy. Incorrect.
Who the hell cares what she ate three weeks ago...it's been waffle stomped into oblivion and is not even a memory for her anymore. Except she uploads this crap and expects to get asspats or pity (and money) from her poor viewers today.
This shit just goes on and on and....
I say this with the utmost sincerity Big Al--piss the fuck OFF
This shit just goes on and on and....
I say this with the utmost sincerity Big Al--piss the fuck OFF
She probably brushed her hair out and thought, "OOOoooOOOH! I look like I'm naked! Imma make a video right quick."
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