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WHAT I ATE TODAY | JANUARY 21, 2020 -
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Cool! We're getting a 'what I ate in 1/8th of the day today' video!
Edit: Cool, that cured my insomnia. I can now pass right the fuck out thanks to how boring this was.
TL; DW and don't want to bother reading the spoiler tag: Mini muckbang that’s boring as fuck. Turkey meatballs look like dog yarf. Don’t bother.
Edit: Cool, that cured my insomnia. I can now pass right the fuck out thanks to how boring this was.
0:00 Huh, she still sounds like shit. Voice all gravelly.
0:14 Wants to do a few disclaimers ‘right quick’. Nothing’s off limits in her diet plan.
0:28 Distracted by something on the grass outside. Too fat to go out and check it out.
0:50 Going to show us the calories? Yeah, right! For one serving. Not the 5 she’s going to eat. She says she’s going to show /everything/ she’s going to put into her mouth, but that’s a damned lah.
1:20 Going to drink nothing but water? LOLZ
1:30 Been inspired by so many people who’ve lost hundreds of pounds. Says she’s losing weight (bitch, where?) by just counting calories.
1:55 Says a lot of people disagree with counting calories. Is distracted by the lawn. Restarts leaving that out and just says that she’s seen people disagree with each other over their diets.
2:30 Doing what works for her, boo boo. But you guys were all right.
2:47 Not eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just eating what she wants when she wants. Says she doesn’t eat breakfast LOL
THE FOOD
First meal - sad and tiny piece of chicken with green mash. Says its chicken parmesan and broccoli. The chicken is covered with a marinara/cheese sauce that looks like do vomit. She makes her obnoxious grunts as she shoves it in her mouth. Still can’t pronounce muckbang correctly because her brain is lard. She rambles forever about some muckbanger saying ‘cheers’ before eating. Shows off her white, dry chicken meat that looks disgusting as fuck, sing-songs that it’s just the way she likes it. Says it’s 410 calories. I’d believe that if we knew what the sauce actually was, and if I didn’t know that there’s other food outside of that shit.
Segway about crying over stupid televisions hit and Becky making fun of her for it. Shut up, AL. Get back to the food, fatty.
Next meal - 550 calories. Broccoli, turkey meatballs, cauliflower/mashed potato mash with a ‘little bit of a gravy moment’. It looks like fucking vomit. UGH. Says it’s so good and so filling. I counted four meatballs and about a cup plus of sad, limp broccoli. Correction to last - when she holds it up, those meatballs are pretty massive, and that’s gotta be closer to 2 cups of broccoli. Orgasmic moaning about food here. My ears are trying to bleed, but my tiny black heart isn’t up to the task of making that happen. Professes she’s in heaven as she moans and smacks her lips and shit.
Rambling about going through a few months where she just had water, but she loves her some diet soda. Says she doesn’t have up to 6 a day anymore, now limits to one a day. Doesn’t even finish, so her half-drank bottles go into the fridge. What, is she drinking 2 liters?
More rambling, this time from pillow mountain. She forgot to film shit. Now she’s going to just tell us shit.
Unfilmed stuff - veggie nuggets from Buffalo Star - says she had 360 calories and 150 calories of ranch dressing on the side. Professes she’s going to end the night with Bluebell ice cream (vanilla and chocolate sundae cups) that’s 150 calories per cup. Probably going to have 2, according to her. I think she left off the word ‘boxes’.
Also had a Diet A&W soda.
Still loves Sprite Zero but can’t find it anymore.
Becky’s in the background on her phone. Says she’s been feeling better and doing okay. AL professes she’s cute as heck, Becky says ‘le nope’, and then there’s Twinkie Star laying like a sausage.
0:14 Wants to do a few disclaimers ‘right quick’. Nothing’s off limits in her diet plan.
0:28 Distracted by something on the grass outside. Too fat to go out and check it out.
0:50 Going to show us the calories? Yeah, right! For one serving. Not the 5 she’s going to eat. She says she’s going to show /everything/ she’s going to put into her mouth, but that’s a damned lah.
1:20 Going to drink nothing but water? LOLZ
1:30 Been inspired by so many people who’ve lost hundreds of pounds. Says she’s losing weight (bitch, where?) by just counting calories.
1:55 Says a lot of people disagree with counting calories. Is distracted by the lawn. Restarts leaving that out and just says that she’s seen people disagree with each other over their diets.
2:30 Doing what works for her, boo boo. But you guys were all right.
2:47 Not eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just eating what she wants when she wants. Says she doesn’t eat breakfast LOL
THE FOOD
First meal - sad and tiny piece of chicken with green mash. Says its chicken parmesan and broccoli. The chicken is covered with a marinara/cheese sauce that looks like do vomit. She makes her obnoxious grunts as she shoves it in her mouth. Still can’t pronounce muckbang correctly because her brain is lard. She rambles forever about some muckbanger saying ‘cheers’ before eating. Shows off her white, dry chicken meat that looks disgusting as fuck, sing-songs that it’s just the way she likes it. Says it’s 410 calories. I’d believe that if we knew what the sauce actually was, and if I didn’t know that there’s other food outside of that shit.
Segway about crying over stupid televisions hit and Becky making fun of her for it. Shut up, AL. Get back to the food, fatty.
Next meal - 550 calories. Broccoli, turkey meatballs, cauliflower/mashed potato mash with a ‘little bit of a gravy moment’. It looks like fucking vomit. UGH. Says it’s so good and so filling. I counted four meatballs and about a cup plus of sad, limp broccoli. Correction to last - when she holds it up, those meatballs are pretty massive, and that’s gotta be closer to 2 cups of broccoli. Orgasmic moaning about food here. My ears are trying to bleed, but my tiny black heart isn’t up to the task of making that happen. Professes she’s in heaven as she moans and smacks her lips and shit.
Rambling about going through a few months where she just had water, but she loves her some diet soda. Says she doesn’t have up to 6 a day anymore, now limits to one a day. Doesn’t even finish, so her half-drank bottles go into the fridge. What, is she drinking 2 liters?
More rambling, this time from pillow mountain. She forgot to film shit. Now she’s going to just tell us shit.
Unfilmed stuff - veggie nuggets from Buffalo Star - says she had 360 calories and 150 calories of ranch dressing on the side. Professes she’s going to end the night with Bluebell ice cream (vanilla and chocolate sundae cups) that’s 150 calories per cup. Probably going to have 2, according to her. I think she left off the word ‘boxes’.
Also had a Diet A&W soda.
Still loves Sprite Zero but can’t find it anymore.
Becky’s in the background on her phone. Says she’s been feeling better and doing okay. AL professes she’s cute as heck, Becky says ‘le nope’, and then there’s Twinkie Star laying like a sausage.
TL; DW and don't want to bother reading the spoiler tag: Mini muckbang that’s boring as fuck. Turkey meatballs look like dog yarf. Don’t bother.
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iDontSmileMan
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"I'm afraid to show my (weight loss) journey"
"Who cares what other people think"
She's back pedalling on showing her weight loss AGAIN. Jesus fuck this woman is unbearable. She'll change her mind about it again by the next video
Weigh ins? lol no, fuck u, have a mukbang and if you don't believe me that I'm losing weight while shoving down copious amounts of food down my throat then you're a haydur
And Hamber, the only people disagreeing with counting calories are landwhales like you.
Yes
Just an excuse for her to not lose weight
"Who cares what other people think"
She's back pedalling on showing her weight loss AGAIN. Jesus fuck this woman is unbearable. She'll change her mind about it again by the next video
Weigh ins? lol no, fuck u, have a mukbang and if you don't believe me that I'm losing weight while shoving down copious amounts of food down my throat then you're a haydur
And Hamber, the only people disagreeing with counting calories are landwhales like you.
Yes
Just an excuse for her to not lose weight
Here we go again and again.
iDontSmileMan
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"I'm not a breakfast person"
Damn, can you imagine how big she'd be if she was a breakfast person?
Damn, can you imagine how big she'd be if she was a breakfast person?
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Lays on her stomach to eat it? dead. Becky sits on her face? suffocation and heart attack also dead. Only hope is halfheartedly shoving a hitachi onto Becky's basketball shorts with one hand while she munches on some ruffles with the other.
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>WHAT I ATE TODAY
What is, everything she could get her grubby pig hooves on.
What is, everything she could get her grubby pig hooves on.
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It's true. She eats in six-hour windows. The problem is, there are four of them a day.
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- Excruciatingly long and boring video filled with fail-jumpcuts and dumb tangents
- Being distracted by a brave new discovery in her own front yard
- Whines about how hard it is being a freakshow on the internet to excuse doing anything but this
- Uncut, disgusting eating segment that takes up a majority of the video
- Re;tarded calorie guesstimates
- Says she will show everything, proceeds to show nothing
Why the fuck do I keep coming back to watch these?
She ain't wearin' no bra!
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“I just eat what I want when I want” - Amberlynn Reid 2020
WE BEEN KNEW
WE BEEN KNEW
Thank god she had that diet A&W soda to tell us about to make it past the 10 minute mark.
She's not sounding well. Can it be that at the ripe old age of 29, her life choices are catching up to her? Will she tell the internet how bad it is, hoping for sympathy but getting none because she's spent a lot of time being an absolute asshole?
I'm guessing that the answer is "Everything"
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