WHAT I ATE TODAY | JENNY CRAIG DAY 1- 11/08/20 - Curse You Estrogen!!!
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Molester Stallone
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
At 500+ pounds she could easily lose weight even if she consumed 3,000 calories a day. It takes a serious caloric surplus to maintain that size. She won't be able to hide it if she doesn't follow her new diet plan.
Molester Stallone
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
It takes on average 3,000-3,500 excess calories to gain a pound of body fat. Someone her size would need to consume more and more to continue gaining weight.
Fupacabra
healthy, but pig
You are way too generous. She has already quit. We just don't know it yet because her fucked up video timeline has not reached us. Or her ass is so massive that it creates a distortion in spacetime due to its huge gravity and we currently are observing events from past as if they're happening now.
bro does she think that fluid ounces and ounces weighed on a food scale are the same thing? fuck out of here with 20 "ounces" of low fat milk, my god
Amber furiously shuffling to the side to hide the bread on the baking tray from view is the fastest i’ve ever seen her move.
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The burger looked like processed shit too, it was practically gray. Is this shit even edible? Hamber will practically eat anything at this point.
I am calling shenanigans on that one. I’m sure any hormonal weight fluctuation is negligible in the face of how many calories someone Amber’s size would have to consume to maintain her current size much less gain weight.
I guess “estrogen” is the new PCOS for the “my body just won’t let me lose weight” set.
Pudgy Bear Claws
turdswallop
That ugly old lady shirt is so damn tight.
Nothing has changed, this bitch is the most punchable cow.
Nothing has changed, this bitch is the most punchable cow.
President Jeb Bush
Eternal President of the United States
So how many calories must she be consuming to keep up her weight?
7000 a day?
7000 a day?
I never almost drownded
I came here to drink milk and kick ass
I know it's a commonly rehashed topic, but my heart breaks every time I think of those pets. They deserve so much better than these two lazy lardasses. ALR can say they're good "fur-mommas" all she wants, but all the sightings we've seen of the state of their house and pets paint a different picture. Both Twinkie and the cats entirely live off stale biscuits (and cheap, suspiciously-sourced treats in Twinkie's case). It's not even that hard to buy some cat fish/meat tins and some specially-formulated meat rolls for Twinks. I know these two beasts live off cheap carbs and sugar, but that doesn't mean your "fur-babies" should.
The huge haul of litter deodorizer shows they just heap deodorizer on top of dirty litter to smother the grossness instead of cleaning (and they only have a single litter box for two cats, when they should have one each (and even better, a spare), but that's assuming too much of these people).
The huge haul of litter deodorizer shows they just heap deodorizer on top of dirty litter to smother the grossness instead of cleaning (and they only have a single litter box for two cats, when they should have one each (and even better, a spare), but that's assuming too much of these people).
wilderbeans
Queen of Autists
I believe for women it’s 10 times your weight and 11 for men so for ALR at 519 her BMR can be estimated around 5190 just to be alive and then you have to add in the gains.... so she would have had to have been eating about 4800 if she were to maintain her original weight like a dead log on muh mentals bed.... so she started taking in 390 more calories a day over time..... I am not a mathmateer situation thing sorry for shoddy calculations
Regarding the litter box situation she should just throw those away and get a new one every time she needs one if she is so rich or use a bag cover type situation. She could take a painters tray and cover it with two plastic bags like a pillow case and then just take the light Little plastic painters tray to the trash try to get most of the litter into one of the bags and toss it. just use a little litter cause You changed it once a day or twice Necessity is the mother of invention! Death fats that let the situation turn into a cat hell situation (very easy to get into when you’re a lazy fat fuck that can’t even bend over or wipe your own ass) and try to mask it and cover it up and take desperate measures when it would have taken so much less effort and despair and fuss than a big freaking rented cat piss hoard that you have to account for. Ugh. Not a power level I hope just a quick anecdote, Once I was walking to a lady’s house that was a dear friend and a hoarder and as I’m walking up the street I smell a bad smell, I’m still several houses away and I start thinking omg I bet it’s their house and they don’t even know it! Musty trashy cat and old book and clutter type smell you know. Talk about second hand embarrassment cause I really liked her and realized her whole neighborhood must talk! And that’s how I bet ambers house smells down the hall at the Henry.
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Her BMR is a little over 3k calories a day. To maintain 517 she can eat up to 3647 calories a day.
If she wanted to, say, gain 100 lbs, eating 4.2k calories a day will do the trick.
Christ almighty, does she think she’s fooling anyone into believing that the same person who ate themself to 500 pounds would dance over shitty low cal frozen food? Can’t wait for this bitch to give up the ghost and go full HAES cuz even Hamber can’t keep repeating the same “I know what works for me” line.
it's really dumb, people can buy protein bars and shakes at Walmart and prepacked frozen meals and it's the same thing. why pay $3 for a crappy granola bar when you can get a box of 10 for the same price?
Is Becky's new tattoo Patrick from spongebob? ...... looking more closely it looks like patrick AND spongebob..
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Thumb Dumpster
For the love of god stop
It must have taken Hambo so long to come back because she was desperately trying to think of something she hasn't cycled recently. "Hmmm...what about Jenny Craig processed Chinese newspaper cardboard burgers?"
You'd think for someone who eats this much food she'd have been exposed to *some* kind of decent burger and it would build subconscious standards where she'd say: "I'd rather have this lower calorie burger" like the low carb one from Carl's Jr or something. At least they look like actual fucking meat.
I feel, however, that I am once again giving her too much credit. She's just a mindless sow with the brain of a 13 year old girl who has heard of Jenny Craig in those dubious commercials showing someone saying: "This was me, now I'm not a fat fuck!" and in the fine print it says 18 lines about diet and exercise together and no snacking and bla bla bla.
However her underdeveloped moon pie brain just sees Jenny Craig as translating to Weight Loss.
Also how a woman of her age doesn't know that eating that much shitty factory made bread like product isn't good for you is just beyond belief. She is beyond belief. I'm just watching at this point because I've never seen anyone stuck in a cycle like this, it's just profound. It's like literal groundhog day.
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You'd think for someone who eats this much food she'd have been exposed to *some* kind of decent burger and it would build subconscious standards where she'd say: "I'd rather have this lower calorie burger" like the low carb one from Carl's Jr or something. At least they look like actual fucking meat.
I feel, however, that I am once again giving her too much credit. She's just a mindless sow with the brain of a 13 year old girl who has heard of Jenny Craig in those dubious commercials showing someone saying: "This was me, now I'm not a fat fuck!" and in the fine print it says 18 lines about diet and exercise together and no snacking and bla bla bla.
However her underdeveloped moon pie brain just sees Jenny Craig as translating to Weight Loss.
Also how a woman of her age doesn't know that eating that much shitty factory made bread like product isn't good for you is just beyond belief. She is beyond belief. I'm just watching at this point because I've never seen anyone stuck in a cycle like this, it's just profound. It's like literal groundhog day.
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I find the orgasm sounds she makes when she eats to be disgusting.
Red Mask
War is Intellect
Those look like something you see stamped at amusement parks.
I imagine Becky’s mom disapproved of tattoos as most mothers tend to, so now that she’s gone she can go and get all the tats her heart desires. I’m sure we will see Beckster sporting sleeves eventually.
PotatoSalad4711
She not doing Diets yet she working on her mind
Amber: “I did not lose the weight because of cancer!”
Morgan Freeman: “But she had, indeed, lost the weight due to cancer, and proceeded to gain another 100 pounds the following year.”
Morgan Freeman: “But she had, indeed, lost the weight due to cancer, and proceeded to gain another 100 pounds the following year.”
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