WHAT I ATE TODAY | JENNY CRAIG DAY 4 11/16/20 - Still in denial about falling Jenny Craig

some cunt

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The Jenny Craig season is quite possibly the most boring season we've been subjected to for a good couple of years. She's still pretending this junk is oh so delicious and 'tastes just like homemade' but cleverer people have already sussed that those bananas still look the same as on day one and I know my bananas, those fuckers ripen and go black fast. My thoughts? Hamberlynn never made a series of days, she ploughed through the weeks worth of JC crap in one day (maybe two if we're being generous) and just changed outfits/fiddled with the oven timer. It's like last vlogmas, she just filmed a bunch of content all in one sitting and is piecing it out to reel the viewers back in. Fat chance, same old yammering on about the same old nothing.

Edit: Is she back to the same old allergic to ayggs??? For fuck's sake, this cunt just can't stop lying - she's already had a medical examination that stated no allergics. Lie and eat, that's all this pig does.
 

Turd Fergusson

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I wonder why she only realizes now that she will not be able to lose weight unless she gets psychotherapy. I am sure that she has been told numerous times before that this is the only way she can resolve all her issues. It could be that when she had the appointment with the bariatric surgeon, this needed to be done before to be considered a condidate of surgery. Will she go and follow through with the appointments? Who knows but I am not putting any bets on it. She has shown to be fickeled with anything with medicine and phychology.
 

Mynoghra

"I'll tell you later."
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I'm thinking the therapist will last one session before she comes up with some excuse not to go anymore, in true Hamberlynn fashion. I highly doubt she'll go at all because why now? Why suddenly decide you are going to a therapist? People have been telling you this for years, to get to the root of the problem. I don't believe a word she says anymore. More bullshitting her audience. "My therapist was too restricteen. I just don't agree with them"
 

Ozul

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Lol, she says she didn't eat any of the spaghetti Becky made that people were "commenting on."
Nobody said anything about the spaghetti, they were talking about the 12 pieces of texas toast. Who the hell eats leftover toast? It becomes soggy and mushy. There's no way hammy didn't partake in those.
 

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
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Lol, she says she didn't eat any of the spaghetti Becky made that people were "commenting on."
Nobody said anything about the spaghetti, they were talking about the 12 pieces of texas toast. Who the hell eats leftover toast? It becomes soggy and mushy. There's no way hammy didn't partake in those.
Al will eat anything with a high fat, carb, sugar, and salt intake. I imagine she feels the same way about Texas toast as she does about a giant bowl of ramen. If Al were an actual cow, this is what she’d be doing all the time:
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Squid Bitch

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I'm thinking the therapist will last one session before she comes up with some excuse not to go anymore, in true Hamberlynn fashion. I highly doubt she'll go at all because why now? Why suddenly decide you are going to a therapist? People have been telling you this for years, to get to the root of the problem. I don't believe a word she says anymore. More bullshitting her audience. "My therapist was too restricteen. I just don't agree with them"
She'll definitely go to the therapist, and I believe will actually stick with it for quite a few sessions. Not to improve her mental health, though, of course—she'll only go until she receives an official diagnosis (or diagnoses) and can get her therapist to give her a signed document listing them. Then, much like with her cancer diagnosis and hysterectomy, she'll bait her audience into demanding proof, and then, in true manipulative fashion, will post a sit-down video where she cries hysterically and shoves the document into the camera lens in order to show how mean the "haydurs" are for bulleeeeen an obese girl with bipolar disorder/BPD/whatever.

After that she'll stop going, of course. Once she's stuck it to the haydurs and has an excuse to continue binging ("it's because of my mentuhlz, guyz").
 

ThoughtsAndPrayers

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:story: Oh I wonder if her therapist will give her a list of mental disorders diagnosed in day one just like the psychiatry did.

Therapy for her is another band aid solution that she'll use as an excuse to binge and gain weight while pretending to her audience she has a plan.

She'll probably say she could only get an appointment for 2 or 3 weeks from now. And after a while say that maybe a dietitian or an ED specialist is a better option to help her.🎻

Now Becky must turn a blind eye on Albert binges because she herself also enjoys some unhealthy things once in a while (or everyday) (my guess is good ol alcohol).
 
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