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Dainty gorl, wash your disgusting body AND your hair.
I’m not watching anymore now that hooktube betrayed us all. Does she stand up at any point in this video? Does she fail to log calories and over eat? Is she at any point a condescending dickhead to Becky?
More clickbait bullshit, what a shock, said no one ever. I really wish Hambeast would film what she actually eats in a day to sustain her 530+ elbee self. That would actually be some what entertaining from a medical stand point. Hell, even a day of what Necky eats to gain all that weight to swell up like a tick / human thumb would be more interesting than the "content" that Hambert puts out.
OMG ya'll we totally have sheets on the bed!
Kind of like that awful last Indiana Jones movie, but replace the cliche rolling rock with Amberlynn herself.
''I'm on a 2000 calorie diet''. No you're not. You haven't even started yet.
I haven't used My fitness pal in a long time but it shows she's burned 407 calories by exercise. wut
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Ain't no way that's all she ate, but that's neither here nor there.
Did anyone notice the subtle shade at Becky at the beginning. Treating her like a pet sped. I mean, she's not wrong, but it's not a cool thing to do to someone you "love".
She says her hair is a frizzy mess. No, gorl, it's a nasty, oily, dandruffy mess. It's getting beyond gross now. She has to smell horrific.
She made broccoli from "scratch". I can only assume she means she prepared fresh broccoli. I'd have loved to see how that went. I guarantee she used more than 1.5 TBSP of butter or whatever for both the broccoli and the potatoes.
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she is a low budget bitch at this point the cringe isnt even enough for me to watch her. i dont need to watch, i get the gist from the title and i know what to expect. shes a one trick clydesdale.
oh i have a great idea for new content!! she should go to the tack shop and try on some saddles and have becky ride her. I wouldn't be surprised if thats the most intimate they'll ever be. she literally weighs as much as a large pony so it's feasible, her back is large enough to fit a nice snug western saddle.
or maybe attach her to a cart and have her pull the groceries from walmart to the car. its a waste of a perfectly good beast if you can't put it work.
oh i have a great idea for new content!! she should go to the tack shop and try on some saddles and have becky ride her. I wouldn't be surprised if thats the most intimate they'll ever be. she literally weighs as much as a large pony so it's feasible, her back is large enough to fit a nice snug western saddle.
or maybe attach her to a cart and have her pull the groceries from walmart to the car. its a waste of a perfectly good beast if you can't put it work.
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She made the broccoli "from scratch" everyone! She's so proud!
Did she really say she was about to eat two more pudding cups because her calories for the day were "only at 1900"?
I won't hate on a Spongebob fan, but Becky's little "skit" wasn't cute or quirky, and it sure as hell wasn't funny. She seems pretty comfortable blowing through Amber's money buying useless crap.
Did she really say she was about to eat two more pudding cups because her calories for the day were "only at 1900"?
I won't hate on a Spongebob fan, but Becky's little "skit" wasn't cute or quirky, and it sure as hell wasn't funny. She seems pretty comfortable blowing through Amber's money buying useless crap.
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This video begins after the one from yesterday. Bitch is still in bed. Amber finally realizes her skin look like shit. Amber believes she needs more sunlight for vitamin D...or is it vitamin C? Amber asks Becky who is also confused on which vitamin it is, but they conclude it to be vitamin C...sigh, stay in school kids.
Amber is doing better, feels better. She cuts to Becky doing the "chocolate scene" from SpongeBob in an English accent for some reason, while holding a skull staff. She says it's a cane...no is a damn skull staff for halloween, I even found it on google: https://www.partyswizzle.com/SkullStaff-P.html
Next day, still in bad, surprisingly wearing a new shirt, cat scratch looks like it's finally healing a bit. She tells us she's on a strict diet and will show us what she ate today. She's about to eat after being awake for 4 hours. Her first meal is 390 colories, even shows it on Myfitnesspal...I think? (don't know how the app looks). The meal is 6 oz of Chicken, raw broccoli (it's actually cooked), little cute potatoes with garlic and parsley, and she added butter on the potatoes, because the instructions said so (nah bitch, it's because you like butter on yo potatoes). The meal actually looks surprisingly edible when it comes to Amber's standard. Next meal is 610 calories. Routisserie Chicken and Uncle Ben's "quality" brown rice. She shows us the meal and claims she like eating in bed and watching Netflix. You better get used it to, hun, because you'll have to do that 24/7 soon. She's trying to eat slower and be more mindful while eating. She does a mukbang with this meal. She is actually trying to eat more slowly and trying not to stuff her mouth full of food, unlike with orange chicken where she take 6 bites then swallows the food. Amber says she doesn't like red or dark meats and prefer "lean" meats.
Amber did a weight in today and she "already lost a chunk of weight", but never tells us how much she weights now. Bad news guys, she's going to Lexington this weekend, because it's Eric's birthday. He's making the decisions on where they will go, so Amber wants to know which restaurant he will choose, so she will know which foods she can binge on to reward herself for doing good this week!
Next shot, still in fucking bed. She tells use she has moved around a bit, to get more food of course and to probably take a shit, or two (how much does these death fat shit in a day???). Still wearing the same clothes she woke up in, so she hasn't taken a shower. "Final" meal of the day is 750 calories. It's an Amy's Pesto Tortellini Bowl, sum pudding, and two Morning Star Farms Spicy Black Bean Veggie Burgers. She will eat pudding again later, because the pudding is 100 calories. She hints she will have a second one, because she will only be at 1950 calories. Another muckbang and she chews so fast like she hasn't eaten in a week. She feels like people will criticize her for not eating healthy and eating mostly processed food. Her answer to that is pretty much "whatever, fuck yall". It's so nice to be dismissive and ignore the people that actually want you to get better. She can't go "cold turkey" from the garbage food she usually eats and she lost 89 pounds (bringing this shit up again) from eating the exact way she's eating now. There will be a weight in on Tuesday (so yesterday). She sends her well wishes and ends the video.
Amber is doing better, feels better. She cuts to Becky doing the "chocolate scene" from SpongeBob in an English accent for some reason, while holding a skull staff. She says it's a cane...no is a damn skull staff for halloween, I even found it on google: https://www.partyswizzle.com/SkullStaff-P.html
Next day, still in bad, surprisingly wearing a new shirt, cat scratch looks like it's finally healing a bit. She tells us she's on a strict diet and will show us what she ate today. She's about to eat after being awake for 4 hours. Her first meal is 390 colories, even shows it on Myfitnesspal...I think? (don't know how the app looks). The meal is 6 oz of Chicken, raw broccoli (it's actually cooked), little cute potatoes with garlic and parsley, and she added butter on the potatoes, because the instructions said so (nah bitch, it's because you like butter on yo potatoes). The meal actually looks surprisingly edible when it comes to Amber's standard. Next meal is 610 calories. Routisserie Chicken and Uncle Ben's "quality" brown rice. She shows us the meal and claims she like eating in bed and watching Netflix. You better get used it to, hun, because you'll have to do that 24/7 soon. She's trying to eat slower and be more mindful while eating. She does a mukbang with this meal. She is actually trying to eat more slowly and trying not to stuff her mouth full of food, unlike with orange chicken where she take 6 bites then swallows the food. Amber says she doesn't like red or dark meats and prefer "lean" meats.
Amber did a weight in today and she "already lost a chunk of weight", but never tells us how much she weights now. Bad news guys, she's going to Lexington this weekend, because it's Eric's birthday. He's making the decisions on where they will go, so Amber wants to know which restaurant he will choose, so she will know which foods she can binge on to reward herself for doing good this week!
Next shot, still in fucking bed. She tells use she has moved around a bit, to get more food of course and to probably take a shit, or two (how much does these death fat shit in a day???). Still wearing the same clothes she woke up in, so she hasn't taken a shower. "Final" meal of the day is 750 calories. It's an Amy's Pesto Tortellini Bowl, sum pudding, and two Morning Star Farms Spicy Black Bean Veggie Burgers. She will eat pudding again later, because the pudding is 100 calories. She hints she will have a second one, because she will only be at 1950 calories. Another muckbang and she chews so fast like she hasn't eaten in a week. She feels like people will criticize her for not eating healthy and eating mostly processed food. Her answer to that is pretty much "whatever, fuck yall". It's so nice to be dismissive and ignore the people that actually want you to get better. She can't go "cold turkey" from the garbage food she usually eats and she lost 89 pounds (bringing this shit up again) from eating the exact way she's eating now. There will be a weight in on Tuesday (so yesterday). She sends her well wishes and ends the video.
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"I lost 89 lbs before" Ah, there it is. I was wondering when she'd mention the good ol' 89 el bees.
LMAO she's doomed. Everyone knows you turn off exercise calories on MFP because the function is borked even for normal sized people. She isn't burning a damn thing.
A serving of those baby potatoes is 3 or 4, tops. She's proably ~500 cals of potatoes there.
And needless to say she's a laah and had three taco bell meals off camera
That quinoa and rice had to be two or three people's servings, goodness.
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100kcal pudding is a better choice than the crap she's been eating, but yet again she's got that idea that she has these calories 'left' to fill, so she goes for 3.
There's simply no way she's going to stick to any of this. Her 'good' times are too strict for her, she never portions correctly to count and not eating for hours after you wake up (I refuse to write 'in the morning' for her) is just asking for night binges. Jesus fuck I'm sick of this. It's not as hard as you're making it gorl, stop trying to 'outsmart' your program.
There's simply no way she's going to stick to any of this. Her 'good' times are too strict for her, she never portions correctly to count and not eating for hours after you wake up (I refuse to write 'in the morning' for her) is just asking for night binges. Jesus fuck I'm sick of this. It's not as hard as you're making it gorl, stop trying to 'outsmart' your program.
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Did AL really ask Becky if sunlight is vitamin C? And Becky agreed? How? Why? i thought AL was a nutritionist?
Her face when she starts talking about Eric's birthday. going to Lexington and him picking out a place to eat... she starts smiling and getting excited. Looks like she's imagining holding a big bowl of orange chicken.
Her face when she starts talking about Eric's birthday. going to Lexington and him picking out a place to eat... she starts smiling and getting excited. Looks like she's imagining holding a big bowl of orange chicken.
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Bingo! That's her biggest issue. She sets a "goal" calorie count, but she sees it as something she has to attain. She just has to get those last 50 calories in. She has to get at least that many calories as opposed to that is the limit and it's cool to get below it.
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