Here's where she becomes the biggest (literally) contradiction. She staunchly refuses to use any fats in her cooking. Here in the south, we fry that bacon up and while it's draining, we pour a bit of the fat off and then scramble our eggs in that shit. Now there is a reason many of us folks are as big as a house, but that's a breakfast that would fill her up. She's fucking proud that she never uses olive oil or butter or any other healthy fat like avocado or coconut oil. She essentially boils all of her food in plain fucking water and then murders them with at least 4 Mrs. Dash blends, garlic salt (even though Mrs. Dash has garlic in every single blend), and sriracha. Bitch doesn't know how to cook.Seriously, though! It's not like it's even difficult. You don't even technically need to cook to have a great breakfast - a string cheese and a low-fat Greek yogurt will do the trick while staying healthy. But cooking breakfast food is really easy anyway, she just doesn't care to learn how I guess. Also, if she learned to cook she'd have no excuse to get takeout for almost every meal.
I feel so trapped between feeling kind of bad for this woman because she's in a bad spot health-wise, and feeling really frustrated with the obvious excuses she's making for herself to not even try to be healthier and do better. Fuckin' hell.
Now you look at that refusal to use any fat, much less healthy fat and see her go out and eat absolute fucking shit coated in fat. It makes no sense whatsoever. But, that's our gorl.