What I Ate Today | Operation Curvycaloriies | Episode 2 5/8/2020 -

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Her having a period is a joke. Most women her size are so fucked with their hormones that their body just doesn't want to get ready for childbearing in any shape or form. Also I don't even want to imagine what cleanup is like for her during shark week lol, probably shoves a towel down there and calls it a day.
 

DubbleBubble

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"I want to eat what I want to eat, when I want to eat it."
This, really. I mean it sums Amber up perfectly, period, end, stop. Nothing more needed.

Amber is like some weird experiment, what you would get if you gave a toddler their own money and freedom of an adult, and this is what you get. Just stuffing slop buckets of salt, fat and sugar down her food hole all day long. Whatever the slop is. Pizza, orange chicken, ice cream, candy, ramen slop whatever.

Adults quickly realize that eating whatever you want, whenever you want is not reasonable, practical, or responsible in any way. The child in everyone craves ice cream all the time for example, but most of us learn very quickly that eating nothing but ice cream all day will quickly make you fat, sick, and generally worse feeling than just being responsible.

Somehow Amber associates that sick feeling with being full and satisfied, and the ever increasing mass with success or some shit because she has the means to eat whatever she wants. It's a toddler in a 30 year old body, its just fascinating.
 

Fascist Ferret

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Her having a period is a joke. Most women her size are so fucked with their hormones that their body just doesn't want to get ready for childbearing in any shape or form. Also I don't even want to imagine what cleanup is like for her during shark week lol, probably shoves a towel down there and calls it a day.
I think she was trying to set herself up to have an excuse for her bitchy attitude ngl.

"I'm just like normal gorls, I get my period and get moody, I'm still a true and honest woman, just a big gorl!"

😒
 

Box Tie

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Wasn't she supposed to be uploading this for 100 days in a row? So... she's already failed.

How does someone that doesn't like pizza spend $80 on Pizza Hut??
This is the same woman who doesn't take naps but opens her videos with "I just woke up from a nap" and doesn't drink but titles her video "500 pound hungover life". Bitch just says whatever enters her empty skull sometimes.

Was it all pizza though? I thought it was just pepperoni pizza she didn't like, or maybe that's just the one she was eating when she said she didn't like pizza.
 

Fandom Trash

Cutest Dumpster cat around
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I'm just loving the fact that Amberlynn thinks she can lose weight doing the same shit she's been doing for years. The same things that got her to 500+ pounds.

She chooses the worst things to eat: ramen, chicken doused in a ton of soy sauce, fast foods, etc. She has more than enough to buy fresh foods from her local Kogers or at least start using Freshly again- at least that thing helps.

Also, I'm really confuse on how WeightWatchers works, but watching Amber talk math stuff like she's been in college make me lol hardcore.
 

ADHD

True & Honest Fan
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Her having a period is a joke. Most women her size are so fucked with their hormones that their body just doesn't want to get ready for childbearing in any shape or form.
She's probably not ovulating, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a period. I dug this up last year when this was a highly discussed topic.
The biology is simple: Basic cholesterol compounds in fat cells can get changed into a type of weak estrogen called estrone. Overweight or obese women carrying extra fat cells have "little estrone-making factories, which have an estrogenic effect on glands," explains Maria Arias, MD, a gynecologist at Atlanta Women's Specialists in Georgia.
https://www.everydayhealth.com/pms/weight-and-your-cycle.aspx
This added estrogen can cause bleeding or menstrual disorders. A woman may go months without ovulating, for example, but the uterine lining is still accumulating — to the point that it becomes unstable. Eventually, says Dr. Arias, a woman can have a period that "lets loose like a flood gate," with prolonged or very heavy bleeding.
 

Wit Shoes

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She has more than enough to buy fresh foods from her local Kogers or at least start using Freshly again- at least that thing helps.
Imagine how well she could do if she combined Freshly and Weight Watchers. The weight would just FALL off her. Hell, she could even buy two Freshly subscriptions and eat twice as much and still lose.

But no, she'll read this thread and think that vegetables = deep throating whole cucumbers.
 

Twa Corbies

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I'm just loving the fact that Amberlynn thinks she can lose weight doing the same shit she's been doing for years. The same things that got her to 500+ pounds.

She chooses the worst things to eat: ramen, chicken doused in a ton of soy sauce, fast foods, etc. She has more than enough to buy fresh foods from her local Kogers or at least start using Freshly again- at least that thing helps.

Also, I'm really confuse on how WeightWatchers works, but watching Amber talk math stuff like she's been in college make me lol hardcore.
Guess the zero points is supposed to push followers in to making healthier choices. But zero points doesnt mean zero calories and it wouldnt be surprising if Amber and her ilk actually believe that.
 

Turd Fergusson

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Guess the zero points is supposed to push followers in to making healthier choices. But zero points doesnt mean zero calories and it wouldnt be surprising if Amber and her ilk actually believe that.
Even so, I do not think that even her beleive that half a Pizza Hut pizza and a few bottles of alcopop count as zero points. I am pretty certain that she does not register everything that she eats in the WW app.
 

vanilla_pepsi_head

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Please tell me the reason why her hair looks wet is because she just showered and put it like that... lol jk I know better. With her diet she probably sweats actual grease :cryblood: I mean at least dry shampoo that mess or something. Nauseating.
 
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iLoveDoe

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All those hand gestures she does after every bite, her throwing her head back and closing her eyes is some cringe material

Who does that whenever they take a bite out of their meal?

Even if it's just for the camera, it's still annoying to look at and not cute at all

Also, it's funny to me how she gives disclaimers in her videos that eating is involved but her thumbnails are like this:
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We know already, gorl, we're not THAT retarded
 

teat

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I'm just loving the fact that Amberlynn thinks she can lose weight doing the same shit she's been doing for years. The same things that got her to 500+ pounds.

She chooses the worst things to eat: ramen, chicken doused in a ton of soy sauce, fast foods, etc. She has more than enough to buy fresh foods from her local Kogers or at least start using Freshly again- at least that thing helps.

Also, I'm really confuse on how WeightWatchers works, but watching Amber talk math stuff like she's been in college make me lol hardcore.
From what I've gathered from these threads, WW gives a person a certain amount of points for the day or week. Unhealthy foods cost more points.
The idea is to have the person make healthier food choices, and healthier foods are typically lower in calories & more filling so you end up eating fewer calories.
That would work for someone who hasn't stretched their stomach to oblivion like Amber and other deathfats.

People who are like 50lbs overweight probably just need to make some food choice changes, and they could probably be satisfied by eating 300 cal of veg with grilled chicken instead of 500 of french fries and a hot n spicy (which has 380cal per serving holy shit)
I've had conversations with deathfat coworkers who are like 500lbs+ and they described it as their stomach is so stretched they need to eat more to feel satisfied & it's also addicting bc of the hormones that are released.

Giving a food zero points makes no fucking sense to me because that person will just binge on it and still eat more calories than they're burning.
I guess if someone just binges on zero point foods they'll have a more nutritious diet, but they won't lose any weight and will probably gain some.

If Amber did nothing, and I mean NOTHING all day she would still burn over 3k cal because of her sheer weight
The average woman needs to eat 1800 - 2000 calories just to maintain weight, and that's 3 meals a day with some snacks if you eat right.

Knowing the numbers really shows how deathfats are consuming ungodly amounts of food. They are truly a drain on society and are wasting resources.
 

FatalTater

Fattest Among Thousands, Altogether Lethargic
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Giving a food zero points makes no fucking sense to me because that person will just binge on it and still eat more calories than they're burning.
I guess if someone just binges on zero point foods they'll have a more nutritious diet, but they won't lose any weight and will probably gain some.
It's a lot harder to gain while eating fresh vegetables and plain yogurt than, say, fried cheese.
List of zero calorie foods - http://archive.vn/0xYfr
 

toilet_rainbow

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Weight Watchers, in its attempts at staying relevant, doesn't even provide a specific plan for everyone anymore. It's now divided into three programs that you can alternate between your needs/wants. The older programs had the appeal of having a set goal. You have these points, you eat within these points, here are some free foods so that if you fuck up and eat all your points you don't starve and you get some veggies in in the process.

Now it's like Amber's compromises and changing the rules whenever/however you want it to try to "lose weight." Say what you will about zero points. At least there was a concept behind them. It was shaky, but there was a foundation. I took a gander at the subreddit and it's full of people switching between the different programs constantly or just being plain ol' confused. Not that Amber has the brainpower to begin with, but this will fail her just as much, if not harder, as her previous attempts, between the conflicting programs and her need to cheat.
 
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