WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS 2018 12/28/18 - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Why did Al get so many makeup/beauty related gifts?

  • People want to see how ridiculous she can make herself look

    Votes: 31 11.4%
  • To hide her face (because it’s getting fatter)

    Votes: 52 19.0%
  • To encourage her to take better care of herself

    Votes: 36 13.2%
  • She actually chose these gifts herself

    Votes: 80 29.3%
  • The people were obligated to give her gifts, and that was the easiest they could think of

    Votes: 176 64.5%
  • A reason not mentioned here

    Votes: 7 2.6%

  • Total voters
    273

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Stairs are my worst enemy
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From Becky:
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A giant dream catcher with Becky standing next to it for scale
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A Ralph Lauren blanket
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A “Love you more” wooden sign decoration
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A jewelry organizer/storage
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Flower candle holders
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A star decoration
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Mittens to keep her dainty little hands warm
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Makeup organizer
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An anxiety journal
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A grapefruit scented candle
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Calvin Klein perfume
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A giant llama pillow
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A black diamond decoration

From Eric and Rickie:
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A small llama pillow
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Mermaid lipgloss set
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A compact makeup mirror
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Cat shoes in a men’s size 11 (so dainty)
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Unicorn blanket

From Becky’s mom:
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Giant makeup kit with storage
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A calendar
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A scent packet
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Exfoliating bath glove (will this help Al bathe more often?)

From Becky’s Maw:
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A scent spray
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Lotion
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Matinee movie ticket

From Becky’s siblings:
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A mini sparkly bag
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A candle holder
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An LED light up makeup mirror
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Another gigantic makeup set
 
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Dutch Courage

Curious Onlooker
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She got blankets, pillows, two mirrors, some shoes that are too big (!), some sped artwork by Becky, some useless decorative items, a book about anxiety for teenagers, makeup, mittens, candle holders, and a candle that smells like food. Becky must have blown at least two paychecks on this stuff, and...oh, wait...

That's all there is to it. The Q&A video was a roller coaster of thrills compared to this one.
 

pecansandies

Torrid Haul
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Islamic Content in this video:
  • content form xmas eve (4 days ago) - she has nothing else to do but edit her mostly unedited videos and is 4 days behind
  • everyone opened their gifts early because this is the house where impulse control goes to die
  • grey ("green") cardigan and red dress stretched beyond capacity. Yaaaas gorl, rock that 4x you surpassed 100lbs ago!
  • still trying to fix her sleep schedule by not sleeping
  • Becky wears her finest warrmort shirt and baseball cap for xmas. Don we now our gay apparel!
  • AL shows what she got for christmas: money from crackhead mom, piles of bargain pink shit from target, a Torrid-sized dreamcatcher, a Ralph lauren blanket which will probbaly be repurposed into some kind of dress since our gorl has skipped through Torrid sizes and is now into the bedding department, and everything she got was SO cute/warm/pink/giant (OP did a good job of categorizing this horseshit. I didn't have the patience)
  • "jewwry box"
And why do I feel like all the gifts she just bought herself lol

lmao I thought this exactly as well. It's all very similar to shit she buys on her warrmort/target shopping sprees. So either Necky knows her really well (maybe???) or our gorl (at the very least) picked it all out herself. IDK.
 

ThisWillBeFun

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Nothing like gifts for a 13 year old girl all fulfilled with one trip to TJ Maxx.
I can imagine the shopping trip -just throw anything in the cart & let's check out.
Not one thing took any thought.
Not one thing is worth keeping.
All useless crap.

Well, on second thought, it's appropriate for that house. What a bunch of useless losers.
 
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