WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS... SO FAR! 2017 -

[CindyChafe]

Becky starts the vlog with a "Hey guys!" very reminiscent of Amy Slaton.

Becky's hat blinks. And they got a white Christmas, even if it's a little bit it still counts y'all. Like weight loss.

Eric and Ricky got Amber a Hello Kitty blanket which Amber is already wearing. Because she wears blankets.

The usual boring shit.

AL cleans a table with a Clorox wipe again and then sets the table right after.

Becky is wearing her fave/only acid wash jeans.

3 liter bottles, possibly magnum size, of that Arbor Mist tho. Fancy. Shoulda sprang for the Mad Dog.

Kitties got some Fancy Feast wet food for their special Xmas dinner. (?!?!)

Amber tries to buy Eric's friendship with a used Xbox 360 with a stack of used games. Maybe $80 bucks max. Becky left the price tags on everything she wrapped which Eric points out shadily.

The wax melts the fags got AL are 100% soy so they're like eco friendly or something.

Becky got her a tacky jewelry box in which AL's most cherished costume earrings will be put.

Becky dresses like an early 2000s sped raver ~_~_~KaNDii KiDd-~_~_~~~ (sooo random)

 

[Lyssa]

How awkward was it. She got Eric and Ricky a record player and an xbox and they got her a cup and a blanket. She is trying way too hard. I think she is afraid of them kicking her out.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

They also go into the "alcohol store" for some waiine.

 

[Malibougie]

blanket

I think she might be buying their silence.

I think the eco friendly wax melts is a hint. Now the pollution talk with AL, Becky and Eric is Ironic. I think they are suffocating with her candles, wax melts, perfumes, and air fresheners.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Is it just me, or is it tacky as fuck to leave the price sticker on a gift?

 

[FupaFiend]

JFC. The amount of food they made for four people. I know it’s :autism: on my part, but I’m still shocked.

 

[SisterChristian]

Amber got Becky cereal.

Why am I even surprised?

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Amber got Becky cereal.

Why am I even surprised?

I completely lost it at this point. Fucking cereal. Inredible. You got your roommate who hates you a goddamn xbox and your girlfriend a bunch of random useless junk (minus maybe the shoes) including a BOX OF CEREAL. Couldnt write this better.

I also got a serious kick out of her gifted popsicle sticks from Beckys sister and the clearly way too small bracelet from her aunt. Try it on, Amber. Show us those dark wrist rolls.

 

[jurassic bark]

"So far." What a cunt.

 

[angelicbitch]

Amount that Amber + possibly Becky spent on Ricky and Eric:
Record Player (going to assume it's a cheaper one) $50 + Nicki Vinyl $25, Stevie Nicks Vinyl ~$20 (varies), Tom Petty Vinyl $25 + What Do You Meme? $30 + Pre-owned Xbox 360 (info from GameStop) ~$100 + Pre-owned games can go from $10-$30, so let's just say they are $10, which makes it $50 (don't think she bought them new) =
~$300 on things I could make out. This is not including the "other small things/t-shirts" that they got them/him.

Amount that Ricky and Eric spent on Amber:
Hello Kitty blanket ~$20 + Speak Out game ~$20 + Cat Cups $6 + Eco-scents (for a 5 pack) ~$16 =~$62

Becky+Amber spent at least 5x more on Eric and Ricky.

 

[Malibougie]

I love the “so far” I get the feeling that she is holding out for the “good gifts” from Krystal for her gifts to be completed.

They are super scrubbing the comment section in this video. Hardly any “Hay-durs” to be seen. Just love. It’s gross.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Amberlynn's Christmas was super gorgeous, really cute, super exciting, really cool, super cute, amayzing and she's super grateful for everything and such!

 

[Xenomorph]

Well lets see what she got this year:

An extra 100 pounds (yas gorl)
Diabetes
High Blood Pressure
Blacker knuckles
Sausage case explosion feet
More Herpes Simplex
Three sweaters only
5 more inches of ratty hair

 

[BigAmsGams]

That ‘wine’ tho.... what the fuck? Is that some kind of joke? That’s not wine, that’s some feral soda/cleanskin concoction. Probably has more sugar than a weeks worth of RDI.

I live Hambaby’s christmas - “I love MY gifts.”
“Do you like what I got you baybeee?” “I, me, I, me, me, me, me, I, I, I am so giving and gracious. ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

 

[SpokesBottom]

I was starting to doubt her being as heavy as I thought for some reason, but after seeing the shot of her badly setting the table, there is no way she's not at least over 520lbs by this point

I did the disgusting math so you didn't have to, but the average person eats about 2-5lbs of food per day, and only loses anywhere from 2-3 oz to 1lb a day, depending on your fiber intake to help push shit along. Her diet definitely has more calories and less fiber than the average person, so there's no conceivable way that she hasn't gained at least 50lbs in the last few months (coupled with the fact that she refuses to skip meals even when she's not hungry)

I was hoping that her being sick would have her ultimately dropping 5-10lbs at least, but she looks bigger every day

 

[HY 140]

Amber tries to buy Eric's friendship with a used Xbox 360 with a stack of used games.

nothing says friendship like a used outdated console and some crappy games

 

[C3PBRO]

Fucking lol as big AL sits her fat lazy ass in the passenger seat, sending her pock-faced butter-toothed lover into the "alcohol store" to vlog buying some motherfucking "peanut grigio".

The stuff Becky's family gave to AL looked like total cheap bullshit. Hasn't she met them several times already?

 

[ADHD]

I was hoping that her being sick would have her ultimately dropping 5-10lbs at least, but she looks bigger every day

Even if she had lost 5-10lbs, it wouldn't make any difference. She'd gain it back after she was no longer sick.

It's just like how she gained back her legendary 89lb weight loss, and gained back whatever she lost at the beginning of this year, and how she'll gain back any weight lost at the beginning of 2018.

 

[SisterChristian]

Fucking lol as big AL sits her fat lazy ass in the passenger seat, sending her pock-faced butter-toothed lover into the "alcohol store" to vlog buying some motherfucking "peanut grigio".

The stuff Becky's family gave to AL looked like total cheap bullshit. Hasn't she met them several times already?

I'm pretty sure that apple cinnamon candle was Dollar General. I'm not gonna fault those ornaments because I thought they were cute but the other stuff from la familia No Neck seems like things you buy when they're on clearance as a "just incase" gift for someone.

 

[EH 110]

The gifts from Eric are appropriate gifts to give a roommate. They haven't known each other very long. Personally, though, I'd give one gift to each roommate. Even if the Xbox, games, record player, and vinyl are all used, it's way too much.

The stuff Becky's family gave to AL looked like total cheap bullshit. Hasn't she met them several times already?

They probably don't want to shell out too much money on a new-ish, unlikeable girlfriend. The tiny bracelet make me laugh, though.