What I Got From My Friends For Christmas| Vlogmas Day 21 -

[RemoveKebab]

She calls the Urologist on the vlog to prove they are closed. Smuglynn y'all. Also shoutout to the wonky eye.


Sad lip when they are closed. Clearly this is the only Urologist in the state of Kentucky.


Major Crisis Alert: Wommart was out of Christmas tissue paper so Amber had to get these:


Cleavage Situation type deal


She got a coloring book


Another FUCKING journal:


Another FUCKING journal;


A book written by a progressive weirdo called Zen As Fuck

The quote "Tell that negative committee in your head to sit down and shut up"
YASSSSSS queen slay *fingersnaps*

 

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[Chihiro]

Judging by the thumbnail, the ol' gorl seems to have gotten her weekly hose down.

Bless.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Enjoy your new Christmas pain, Smuglynn! Your choice to ignore it.

 

[RemoveKebab]

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Lol, Amber thinks she won't be 600 elbees "forever."

 

[RemoveKebab]

Lol, Amber thinks she won't be 600 elbees "forever."

She will weigh just a few grams after her bloated corpse is tossed in the horse incinerator.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Not even 2 minutes into the vlog and she's already talking about making herself something to eat. Being around her must be fucking exhausting. IIRC Rafe said that she couldn't stand her because all she did was talk about food lmao

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Someone spoil it for me. Is it a rag on a stick?

 

[beautiful person]

Opening Christmas gifts with just four days left because poor impulse control and she needs vlog filler.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Lol, Amber thinks she won't be 600 elbees "forever."

I believe her. One day she'll be 700.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Couldn''t she have waited for a few more days?

Geez, no wonder Destiny left her ass after opening all those gifts in freaking november a few years ago. I would too, if I hhad to open up all the presents I worked had to buy and wrap just because someone was too freaking eager to wait till Christmas.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Did this dumb cunt seriously get Beggy to record a voicemail as the 'urologist'

That's Neckster 100% - same tone, speech pattern, pauses and stumbles

Jesus Amber

 

[Damn Near]

Does anyone else get triggered by her fat baby handed wave in the beginning of every vid?

 

[CindyChafe]

I like to meditate through my fingers too.

 

[k0ndumba]

Someone spoil it for me. Is it a rag on a stick?

Starts at 9:18

• 3 Journals, all ~inspirational~ themed
• 5 Glass food storage containers
• 8 Pairs of earrings
• 1 Lipstick

 

[Fandom Trash]

Say it with me y'all. She looks rough.

 

[Moonpie]

Ground turkey, cream of mushroom soup and brown rice

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Love EnvironmentalistLynn's gift bag-plastic bottle offset rationale. Great scheme, you fucking dunce.

God, she sounds utterly lifeless and defeated, and I'm 'super pumped' about it.

 

[RandallBoggs]

"I use gift bags instead of wrappers because they can be reused, see I care about recycling so stop fucking obsessing over the water bottles. Also here are 3 journals that are literally the same as the journal I got two weeks ago."