What if a cartoon was made about your personal life? - Would YOU watch it?

The Curmudgeon

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Imagine if any of the big companies decided that your life was worthy of being a cartoon. They would cherry pick people, places, and events in your life that they would think are entertaining. Even though the cartoon is about you, they wouldn't bother consulting you much about the direction or details. They would embellish aspects of your life. They would even make up family, friends, etc for you.

Additional, but optional, questions:

1) What genre would a cartoon about your life be?

2) Would there be shipping in it?

3) Which company makes the cartoon?

4) How many seasons does it last?
 

Quantum Diabetes

The audacity of gout
True & Honest Fan
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It would get a 13 episode order and get cancelled after 3 episodes when everyone figures out it's just a white trashy American Splendor ripoff and 2 episodes were just me loitering in McDonalds drinking coffee and downloading torrents with their wifi.
 

Cheerlead-in-Chief

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Bruh, it would be a tragedy set in lots of psych wards. So progressive....
Madhouse or some other shitty anime distribution, maybe DEEN
A season or two, lots of hiatuses because MC literally gets depressed or lacks motivation

Audience hates it and a limited sale on eBay.
 

Prophetic Spirit

You can't stand a chance against my smugness
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Well... if a cartoon was made about my novel with those questions...
1) Mainly Shonen with hand-to-hand combat with a bit of mysticism & a foreigner protagonist in a eastern world.
2) Yes, highly argued.
3) 80's Toei Animation
4) 4 seasons (2/3 are one but splitted in two)

Now, about my personal life? Sheshz... i don't have any ideas about... probably a cartoon focused on a protagonist which neither takes sides & always picking the most underrated choices (let me call that the option C).
 

X Pac Heat

Games Shouldn't Be Art
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10 years ago it may have been interesting.

right now it would be boring as fuck though. it's basically just me doing bodyweight exercises and hiit training on a stationary bike, cooking chicken/salmon rice and broccoli and shitposting on the internet. even when it isn't below freezing outside the only things i ever do are shoot guns, grocery shop or go on roadtrips to the most boring of locations.
 

Readhed

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1) Black comedy/Sitcom

2) lolno

3) Some shitty Chinese/korean sweatshop animation studio that nobody heard of.

4) 12 episodes and then it's cancelled

Basically think of the CAD animated series mixed with an edgy version of Johnny Bravo and the style of humor from Full Metal Jacket. A gaming related "romantic" dark sitcom with a bit of drama.
 

A Welsh Cake

Sexe Sentipede
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1.Slice of Life comedy.
2.An uncomfortably high amount
3. KyoAni. Only they could accurately the doughy consistency of myself to the screen.
4. 3 seasons and some OVA episodes.
 

lurk_moar

Certified Lab Tech and Fatphobe
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It will be like WataMote, but the protagonist maladaptive daydreams a lot.

Also, protagonist has flaming narcissists for parents.

The protagonist overcomes a lot of setbacks and obstacles in life, but will get more setbacks and obstacles after overcoming the previous ones.

The protagonist goes through a lot of character development, and is a dynamic character.
 

Sage In All Fields

πr8 of the $777Cs
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1) What genre would a cartoon about your life be?
Psych dark comedy anime that flip-flops between a maximalist MDE/Sadworld aesthetic and a mish-mash of victorian gothic and cyberpunk aesthetics

2) Would there be shipping in it?
Yes, but ultimately I end up with someone totally random who doesn't come into the story until later, kind of like a reverse netorare

3) Which company makes the cartoon?
Sunrise

4) How many seasons does it last?
1, I like to be brief and focus on the important things
 

Drain Todger

Unhinged Doomsayer
True & Honest Fan
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1) What genre would a cartoon about your life be?
Psychological horror that’s mostly just people standing around and some really intense and uncomfortable close-up shots with skewed perspectives to enhance the sense of mental decay. There are lots of depressing hospital scenes.

2) Would there be shipping in it?
No.

3) Which company makes the cartoon?
Bee Train.

4) How many seasons does it last?
How high can you count?
 
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