What if a celebrity or politician you hated chewed on your genitals like they were gum? -

[The Curmudgeon]

Imagine the sensation. Your genitals are in their mouth. You feel their teeth and tongue on your junk. They're taking their time chewing on you like you're a wad of Big League Chew.

 

[The Real Me]

I would attempt to speak out only to be laughed at because men can’t be sexually assaulted.

 

[Product Placement]

that would be extremely painful