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There will be much rejoicing, followed by a burial in a pauper's grave. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's where homeless people are put in wooden/cardboard boxes and then promptly buried.
I wish I had a good "What If" to ask.
What if Phil bought a pint of Milk?
What will happen to Phil when Barb dies?
What if phil never hit his crippled mother
Nobody bothering to answer any of these?
When Phil dies, it will immediately make the world a much better place. Air quality in San Fransisco will immediately get much better.
If Phil bought a pint of milk, it would quickly spoil since he has no refrigerator to put it in. However, this wouldn't prevent Phil from consuming it.
If Phil joined Isis, they would do with him the only thing he's good for: use him as a biological weapon. Fortunately, Phil would find a way to fuck that up.
And, yes, his tugboat will almost certainly be reviewed and I can almost guarantee he'll get a payee. Phil will bitch and moan about how the payee is cissupremist/racist/transmisogynist because Phil won't be allowed to piss all his money away on crappy tattoos and bondage gear. In the mean time, the payee will manage to get him into some kind of housing program, which Phil will fuck up in a matter of days.
If Phil had never hit his crippled mother, he might still be living with her. Honestly, that would have been the best situation for him since she seems like the only person who has been able to put up with his shit for more than a day or two.
Anyway, as for my question, what if Phil got arrested? What would happen?
When Phil dies, it will immediately make the world a much better place. Air quality in San Fransisco will immediately get much better.
If Phil bought a pint of milk, it would quickly spoil since he has no refrigerator to put it in. However, this wouldn't prevent Phil from consuming it.
If Phil joined Isis, they would do with him the only thing he's good for: use him as a biological weapon. Fortunately, Phil would find a way to fuck that up.
And, yes, his tugboat will almost certainly be reviewed and I can almost guarantee he'll get a payee. Phil will bitch and moan about how the payee is cissupremist/racist/transmisogynist because Phil won't be allowed to piss all his money away on crappy tattoos and bondage gear. In the mean time, the payee will manage to get him into some kind of housing program, which Phil will fuck up in a matter of days.
If Phil had never hit his crippled mother, he might still be living with her. Honestly, that would have been the best situation for him since she seems like the only person who has been able to put up with his shit for more than a day or two.
Anyway, as for my question, what if Phil got arrested? What would happen?
If anything, he'd be more likely to consume it, since it's now cheese.
What if Phil tried the Paleo diet? It's hip, it's tranny friendly as fuck, and it's popular as hell on the West Coast.
What if Phil wandered into a drive through car wash and was forced to bathe?
What if Phil is the spawn of Satan?
What if ADF got a girl prego, how would he weasel out of that.
"When a mommy and another mommy love each other very much... they do a special hug"
He couldn't because he was once on estrogen and became infertile
What if Phil used his tardbux to fix those hamster teeth?
He wouldn't. He'd lie about going to see a Latino orthodontist. Then he'd track his teeth's "straightening" with road signs, somehow.
He didn't take it often from my understanding and does it even temporarily use cause infertility?
I mean I know my question is REALLY grasping at straws any human would let Phil near them let alone touch, let alone sex. But with his crazy ex who wanted a baby and him "having" his balls cut off. I just wonder how he'd react when there's not only a baby on the way but now 100% proof he's got his love spuds.
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