For better or worse, speculation has always been a big part of lolcow-watching. It's always a pleasure to use what we know about a lolcow to guess at their reaction to various situations. Personally, my favorite part is when we are inevitably proven wrong - no matter what we sane white cishet individuals can come up with, nothing will ever beat the deluded mind of a batshit autistic tranny.
In the same vein as our very successful "What If?" (Chris) thread, wild speculation goes here. Ask about how things would be different if the tiniest details of Phil's life were changed. Invent scenarios in which Phil is compelled to egest his insides out. Come up with the weirdest answers imaginable, logical or otherwise. Phil will do something even more horrifying. I guarantee it. No shit is too minor. Anything goes.
I'll start. What if Phil went to a gloryhole and Chris was on the other side?
In the same vein as our very successful "What If?" (Chris) thread, wild speculation goes here. Ask about how things would be different if the tiniest details of Phil's life were changed. Invent scenarios in which Phil is compelled to egest his insides out. Come up with the weirdest answers imaginable, logical or otherwise. Phil will do something even more horrifying. I guarantee it. No shit is too minor. Anything goes.
I'll start. What if Phil went to a gloryhole and Chris was on the other side?
