What if Chris could fly by farting? -

[José Mourinho]

What if Chris can fart so much that he's able to fly with all that pressure? I think Virginia would be smelly lol

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

That would be pretty fucking epic.

 

[Nobue]

Stimky

 

[Dick Pooman]

Brittany Venti would then finally find her king

 

[draggs]

How do you know he can't

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Atmospheric methane could drastically increase, which may not be a good thing.

 

[Lil' Hog]

Reminds me of The Adventure of Chris game, but with less braping(?).

 

[TheRetardKing]

If only he could, mate... if only he could.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He'd finally gain a power and he will go deeper into his Mary Sue Goddess fantasy and imagine he'd have large blue wings

 

[Wotan]

brap

 

[Solid Snek]

Is this ONLY Chris who can fly by farting? Because if Chris started flying by farting, I would start farting a lot in hopes of flying myself. I'd love to be able to fly under my own power, and if Chris provided empirical proof that it could be done by farting, that would inspire me towards a new goal in life, I think.

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

If only he could fart his way to Bronycon Seattle.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Is this ONLY Chris who can fly by farting? Because if Chris started flying by farting, I would start farting a lot in hopes of flying myself. I'd love to be able to fly under my own power, and if Chris provided empirical proof that it could be done by farting, that would inspire me towards a new goal in life, I think.

Makes sense. I imagine this being like attaining enlightenment in Buddhism or something. We should all strive for gassing towards the spirit in the sky…