Lovequest What if Chris gets raped in his butt in prison? -

[HG 400]

Will his lovequest be over?

 

[BT 075]

Will his lovequest be over?

His lovequest won't be over until Bubba puts a ring on that finger and makes an honest woman out of Chris.

 

[HG 400]

His lovequest won't be over until Bubba puts a ring on that finger and makes an honest woman out of Chris.

Or a finger in that ring.

*rimshot*

 

[Boundman]

I finally get to shitpost in a locked thread!

What if he meets the man of dreams in prison and realises he's gay?? I'm going to message him on Facebook and find out guys! New saga!

 

[José Mourinho]

He would later shit himself and did nothing.

 

[CWCissey]

Hellblazer would look pretty stupid for locking all those threads!

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

But the more important question is: GUIZ WHAT IF BARB DIES WILL HE GET A GUN WHAT IF HE RAPES SOMEBODY?!?!?!?

 

[rugg247]

content withdrawals.

 

[deeman]

Chris is worse than Hitler. Serves him right. Right in the ASS!

 

[Sussuro]

Somebody's body parts are going to rot off especially because of un-clit remnants.

 

[BillRiley]

Then a bunch of trannies will roll him up in a carpet with the remains of Patti and throw him off a bridge.

 

[Mogambo]

It'll be the first time he has sex without having to pay for it.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

What a waste of a thread. This could have been something worthwhile like "What will Chris do once Barb is dead?" or "Why we're all better than Chris."

For shame.

 

[Apocalypso]

Will his lovequest be over?

Chris would be listed forever with the names of dinosaurs as...

Spoiler

... a Mega-SORE-ASS.

(Dohohohohohoho)

Besides that... shouldn't this question be in the What If thread?

 

[Mogambo]

or "Why we're all better than Chris."

Speak for yourself! Some of us aren't much better than Chris, and a few are much worse

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

what if chris ate a monkey's butt julay!!!! lol

 

[Apocalypso]

what if chris ate a monkey's butt julay!!!! lol

Um... Ass-burgers?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris will never get raped in prison.

CAN THIS SHIT PLEASE FUCKING DIE???

 

[AP 297]

I expect the man who rapes him wear a mask and to yell while Chris has a towel over his head .

The warden will be the and most of the guards will be comprised of kiwi . Chris will live in constant fear of dropping his medallion. His will pile up all over the prison.

will be his appeals lawyers so it is unlikely Chris will ever leave. will have her dogs to care for and forget that Chris ever existed.

Thank you @Dynastia for creating this thread. It will be another of @Hellblazer 's favorites!

 

[Taily Puff]

If Chris gets anally raped in prison, then everyone who's never been prison raped will be better than him!

Ah, I finally got to say my stupid worthless comment in a doomed thread! I feel complete.