What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity? -

[DykesDykesChina]

What if every Sonic FC ever shat out by some DA sperg came to life, and they decided to exterminate humanity in order to start a hedgehog civilization on earth?

How would the Hedgehog Wars go? Which weapons would be used? Where would the battles take place? Would nuclear weapons be used? Which side would win and why?

 

[José Mourinho]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

Considering that the recolours are similar to Sonic, assuming that their weaknesses and strengths are similar to Sonic, the war will probably end in a few minutes starting from the hedgehogs probably gathering their friends to them being drowned in water.

Or lure them into a spaceship containing millions of Chilli Dogs to send them to space.

 

[Bugaboo]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

They'd all pretty much whine and angst about their dark and mysterious pasts to do anything substantial.

 

[Count groudon]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

Well from what I've seen they mainly use swords, so we could just shoot the little bitches.

 

[cypocraphy]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

Maradonia plays for Sonic FC.

 

[OR 345]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

They'd outnumber humans.

 

[Superjad]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

On one hand, as someone who has made an FC once, I could say they'd be so blatantly overpowered humanity would be doomed.

...On the other hand, as someone who has made a Sonic FC, I could tell you they'd be too busy beating each other up to actually invade, and most of humanities deaths would be collateral damage.

 

[José Mourinho]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

On one hand, as someone who has made an FC once, I could say they'd be so blatantly overpowered humanity would be doomed.

...On the other hand, as someone who has made a Sonic FC, I could tell you they'd be too busy beating each other up to actually invade, and most of humanities deaths would be collateral damage.

If the Sonic FCs beat up each other before invading, I think Sonichu will remain victorious.

 

[c-no]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

If some DA sperg did have the power to bring Sonic FC's to life, than the hedgehog war would end quickly once a very bland all-powerful Sonic fc is spawned. The fc would come from the mind a person who, with a burning hatred of Sonic fc's, creates a Sonic fc that can kill all the other fc's, itself included, with chili dogs that came from its own bunghole.The sperg, reading about that fc brings it to life, shooting the chili dogs to all Sonic fc's. The chili dogs are laced with a deadly mixture of poison and explosives that kill the fc once it eats the chili dog. The chili dog itself attracts the Sonic fc's while repelling non-Sonic fc's. Once every fc digest the chili dogs, they would all perish, ending a war that can only last a few minutes. The sperg would then lose the life bringing ability, no longer being able to unleash the Sonic fc's upon our world.

 

[Trombonista]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

Half of them would be too busy fighting each other, and the other half would be too busy fucking each other.

 

[spaps]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

Humanity would probably be destroyed by the Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Jesus-Chuck Norris mode of Darkness the Half-Demon Hedgefoxchidnasaurs.
After he's done fucking Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Eggman, and who else am I forgetting?

 

[Javert]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

They would be too busy trying to fulfil their desires to actually unite under a common goal or purpose. Instead of taking over the world they would be off avenging their dead parents, fulfilling their love quests or whatever else it is that Sonic FC's have as motivation.

 

[potrzebie]

Re: What if Sonic FCs came to life and waged war on humanity

The insane internet neckbeards who AREN'T obsessed with Sonic would cobble together battle machines from old computer parts and essentially become a legion of Eggmen to combat them.

Goo goo g'joob.