What if the remote from Click was real? - What would you do? - Celebrating 12 years of Adam Sandler's finest 1hr 47m

[Kiwi Jeff]

I'm a pretty selfish guy, so

Spoiler: Joke answer

I would pause time to steal a bunch of stuff

Spoiler: Serious answer

I would pause time to get ripped

 

[drtoboggan]

I’d pause time and powerfuck Stoya.

 

[Desire Lines]

id pause time and cum on hillary clinton's forehead lol

 

[jewelry investor]

keep time around 1900 - 2000 ad so I don’t have to deal with high fidelity technology.

 

[Thomas Paine]

I would pause time so I could take as long as I wanted getting out of bed in the morning.

 

[Nien Nunb]

Abuse it for social benefits, play the stock market like a fucking piano, and sit pretty with a shitload of cryptocurrency.

 

[gumboman]

there was this girl in my college with really great knockers n also a tennis player.

slow motion it is.

judge me

 

[Bassomatic]

I'd go back in time and stop Adam Sandler from making this movie.

 

[ES 148]

Stopping time lets me cheat at everything

 

[IV 445]

Slow time like the matrix and just savage people in bar fights and look like a total bad ass

 

[RockVolnutt]

Isn't any use of it a really bad idea considering it starts automating the time fuckery after a while?

 

[CWCchange]

I made a similar thread on Neopets when I was like twelve, but it was Clockstoppers.

 

[OhGoy]

i'd keep advancing time until i finally reached the day that i die

 

[HY 140]

I'd go back in time, and buy all the discontinued snacks and sodas i want

 

[Burgers in the ass]

I would go back in time to beat up hippies

 

[m0rnutz]

Are we talking about the same remote?

 

[Aquinas]

*Points remote to junk*
*Clicks 'Enhance'*

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

With this remote, I will know exactly what to say in any situation
haha yes

 

[Ravelord]

Isn't any use of it a really bad idea considering it starts automating the time fuckery after a while?

it skips time automatically after the first time you use it to skip a situation (traffic, sex, discussion) afaik. But only skips those events.

 

[TheClorax]

I’d rewind Chris back to pre-Troon Saga.