What if you all turned FAT - Image a world... Everyone got phat at the same time

[softalwayscottonpads]

You just turned out, after wanking a good ole one on the internets. You sleep. Like a rock. Like a goddamn piece o' nothin'.

Then you wake up. And every bitch you know has just grown into this... fuckin'... chunk'o'lard...

There you go, relieve your bladder. As you look into the mirror and and squeeze the final piss out, you realize. It needs to be talked about! And best? On Kiwi Farms!

Salute to everyone here and I beg my humble welcome.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I can't tell if this is projection by you, or pure exceptionalism.

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

I can't tell if this is projection by you, or pure exceptionalism.

it's pure exceptionalism, trust me.

 

[SweetDee]

Fine, I'll play.

If I woke up fat one day, I'd get back into shape. It's not that hard. As for everyone else? Up to them.

Also, welcome.

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

Also, well said. .

It's not as much as getting into shape as not having a toxi-colonic reaction to booze.

Straight up.

 

[rookie]

sounds like a chubby chaser's wet dream come to life

 

[Desire Lines]

are you implying 99 percent of kiwi farms users are not already fat

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

I am implying 99 percent of you lard asses are actually lard asses.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Welcome to the Forums.
As a person starting with weightlifting, well it's a gradual process.

As for anyone else, I don't interfere.
You need to use multi-quote.

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

Welcome to the Forums.
As a person starting with weightlifting, well it's a gradual process.

As for anyone else, I don't interfere.

That is very nice. I tend to talk nicely, also. I don't try to interfere, but there is so much that interferes with me. And that's when I talk back. Sorry for that. No harm meant.

 

[TenMilesWide]

turned?

 

[AF 802]

/cow/ is that way. You'll fit in with the Obesity Support Group over there.

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

Into a cartoon! yes, bless you sir.

Obesity seems to be having a lot in common with the D Cup, Sir...

 

[Dildo]

wtf why are the furries here sharing their inflation fetishes with us?


REEEEEE go back to FA faggot.

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

It's not a furry here, faggot. Don't get your panties in a knot!

are you implying 99 percent of kiwi farms users are not already fat

 

[dopy]

2019 is going to be a decent harvest year innit

 

[MG 620]

I'm already well over 500, so meh.

 

[softalwayscottonpads]

got triggered penta many

got 5 figures? send them through "ShekelStein A C L U."

 

[SpessCaptain]

Nothing would change for me tbh