what if you are cow? -

Mr. Bung

Just your run-of-the-mill bleach demon
If anything, this site should be helping you to NOT be a cow because some of the rules particular to these forums are the opposite of what cows would normally do. (Don't dox yourself, don't talk about really weird/stupid/perverted shit unironically, don't sperg out or have a big hissy fit...)
As long as you have good standing here, it's easy not to be a cow elsewhere, at least not in a public sense.

Mary the Goldsmith

I would eat grass, say mooo a lot and I don't know what else cows do, I'd probably be killed to make hamburgers at some point

EDIT: I misread I thought the question was "What if you were a cow?" to answer your question, I dunno