What if you found out your birth mother was a jew? -

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What would you do if you found out your birth mother was a jew? Is there a way to apply for the secret bennies you missed out on because you were adopted? Asking for a friend.

 

[Ita Mori]

What would you do if you found out your birth mother was a jew?

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

If?

 

[Would]

What would you do if you found out your birth mother was a jew?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If?

It’s a purely hypothetical and terrifying thot experiment.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

It’s a purely hypothetical and terrifying thot experiment.

Well, I'd ask mom to tell our people to leave Null alone and let him laugh at goyum.

 

[Dustlord]

I'd do my best to get recognized by the tribe and manipulate the goyim.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

 

[ClownBrew]

Welp...I wouldn't have much trouble finding a good psychiatrist on Long Island.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd have to get a yarmulke big enough to cover up the giant swastika tattooed on my bald head.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What would you do if you found out your birth mother was a jew? Is there a way to apply for the secret bennies you missed out on because you were adopted? Asking for a friend.

I'd ask where the fuck is our secret Jew Gold and real estate

 

[stares at error messages]

Get Israeli citizenship and passport.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I would go and make money with stories of my time in holocaust as a survivor and hope they never saw the horror flicks I cribbed ideas from.

 

[lurk_moar]

Then every single DNA test lied about my herituju, and those genealogy and immigration records must be fake.

I am a member of Hitler’s “master” race. There is definitely a mistake. I am living a lie as a Scandinavian-German.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Then every single DNA test lied about my herituju, and those genealogy and immigration records must be fake.

I am a member of Hitler’s “master” race. There is definitely a mistake. I am living a lie as a Scandinavian-German.

It surprised me too because I’m 6’, blonde, and blue eyed. Turns out she had some really weird hypothetical kinks…

 

[GhostButt]

Pimp my pricey Ashkenazi Seed for beaucoup bucks.