Chris can't become retarded if he is never vaccinated.
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Chris' understanding of kindness is that people should only extend it to him and Chris acting vaguely polite to others.
What if Chris was a business dudebro?
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How different would CWC be if he had more interest in science - or "harder" science fiction with more real science in it - instead of just cartoons like Sonic and MLP? Would he still be into New Age "woo"?
Maybe he'd be a transhumanist.
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That's basically just Bob Chipman with a speech impediment.
I mean Moviebob is already just CWC with a thesaurus
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What if Chris becomes normal if He gets vaccinated?
He'd have a lot of guilt for all his past lolcowness.
jethro
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Really goes to show that Chris, like a lot of autists, never really developed a theory of mind (or hence, empathy). It's like he only sees in the world in one of two ways: Either everyone is kind to him, or they're all playing Kick the Autistic.
DeeCeeBees
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Antifreeze in the oil is the sign of a blown head gasket. I think Chris's head gasket blew in about 2007.
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He would have been a hardcore reddit fedora tipper and he still would have ended up trooning. He'd be trying to make a living out of reddit gold and he'd be a tranny janny of several subs.
Instead of whatever he is doing now with crystals and magic he would use scientific justifications to his dellusions, much like Sagan used to sperg about aliens, he'd be saying the merge is real because multiverses and quantum physics technobabble out of context and that he is a true woman because social "science" in current year says so.
last night i had a dream that it was time for chris's regional cicada brood to hatch and he caught one and kept it in his room where it laid a million eggs. he planned on taking them to dimension c-197 so cwcville would have its own cicada brood. barb was not happy about it. what if chris did that? google cicada broods if you don't know what they are.
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I actually hurled a little at that. I can’t stop imagining their husks accumulating on his floor— crunching hollowly under his gangly, poorly polished toes.
Interchanger
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Just found this funny skit and instantly thought of how funny it has been if Chris had landed a job in media.
A_Rotten_Sharwama
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Speaking of Reddit, recently a schschizo called Mandlbaur came there after Quora fed up with his timecube level bullshit and banned him.
His current achievement including arguing with r/quantummechanics, the post has reached 1.5k comments with 0 karma. He even got his own reddit.
I thought about making a lolcow post about him but I'm to lazy
thats some Grade A autism right there. He even went and posted about his stuff on r/ballet.
What if, while making Issue 12.9, CWC was trying to pull a Krinkels and make '.5' installments between main ones? There does appear to be a plethora of extra characters (even though I didn't actually read the thing).
Maybe he'd eventualy make his own equivalent of "Dedmos Adventures" and make a comic of Simonla dropping in and out of walls in a purgatory until *another* new character pulls her out back into CWCville.
Maybe he'd eventualy make his own equivalent of "Dedmos Adventures" and make a comic of Simonla dropping in and out of walls in a purgatory until *another* new character pulls her out back into CWCville.
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