Defender of Big Mega Milkers
What if Chris's penis had sentience and could talk?
Look to Wings of redemption as proof some people cannot change. Chris only changes for the worst it seams, so him getting surgery would likely end in a relapse into poor eating and gaining back the weightWhat if Chris got a stomach band or even gastric bypass surgery. You can never eat the same way again and for the first year or so you have to live off liquid nutrition and soft foods like oatmeal and mashed food almost like being a baby again but it gets results. Plus while a band isn't as effective as a full bypass it is reversible
At some point he have a M. Night Shyamalan twist were some kid says 'I see dead people' but rather than work it out and realise he's dead he just start blabbering about Sonichu and Magi Chan, Ponies and if the interest lasts tarot cards.
Then he would seriously resemble this Astakhov Sergiy guy (who passed away years ago) after being blasted with Putin propaganda for about twenty years by now. The example below even does the lightning crap early in the video, much like how Sonichu probably would.What if Chris was born in Russia?
He wanted to do a degree in marketing but Bob switched him to CADD, and absolutely nothing would've changed. Chris would end up being a useless neet still leaching off his parents and the guberment no matter what he majored in.What if Chris had pursued the degree he had originally chosen (I forget what) and not the one Bob had gotten him into for computer-aided drafting?