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horrorfan89

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What if Chris got a stomach band or even gastric bypass surgery. You can never eat the same way again and for the first year or so you have to live off liquid nutrition and soft foods like oatmeal and mashed food almost like being a baby again but it gets results. Plus while a band isn't as effective as a full bypass it is reversible
 

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What if Chris got a stomach band or even gastric bypass surgery. You can never eat the same way again and for the first year or so you have to live off liquid nutrition and soft foods like oatmeal and mashed food almost like being a baby again but it gets results. Plus while a band isn't as effective as a full bypass it is reversible
Look to Wings of redemption as proof some people cannot change. Chris only changes for the worst it seams, so him getting surgery would likely end in a relapse into poor eating and gaining back the weight
 

ToroidalBoat

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What if Chris became a ghost and never noticed?

Chris thinks he's immortal in this world. If that were so, he'd live to see the eventual death of Earth, then the Sun, and then - much, much, much later - likely the heat death of the universe.

If he knew that stuff, maybe he'd make up that his "goddess powers" would keep everything alive forever.

Eternal 1C-211987* - a world of cartoons Chris likes with Chris as the absolute ruler - sounds like hell.

*(what Chris calls the world after "da merge")
 

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What if Chris became a ghost and never noticed?
At some point he have a M. Night Shyamalan twist were some kid says 'I see dead people' but rather than work it out and realise he's dead he just start blabbering about Sonichu and Magi Chan, Ponies and if the interest lasts tarot cards.
 

AgentYoshida4444

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What if Chris was born in Russia?
Then he would seriously resemble this Astakhov Sergiy guy (who passed away years ago) after being blasted with Putin propaganda for about twenty years by now. The example below even does the lightning crap early in the video, much like how Sonichu probably would.

 

Mr. 0

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What if Chris's duck started getting eaten by scabie flies and he refused to do anything about it?
 

Broseph

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What if Chris became a ghost and never noticed?
Honestly that's not very far fetched since it's not like anything would change in his life if he died. It's not like he has friends or a job to go to, the only difference is that Barb couldn't see/talk to him.
 

cough drop

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What if Chris had pursued the degree he had originally chosen (I forget what) and not the one Bob had gotten him into for computer-aided drafting?
 

Broseph

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What if Chris had pursued the degree he had originally chosen (I forget what) and not the one Bob had gotten him into for computer-aided drafting?
He wanted to do a degree in marketing but Bob switched him to CADD, and absolutely nothing would've changed. Chris would end up being a useless neet still leaching off his parents and the guberment no matter what he majored in.
 

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