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Containment What If?

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by champthom, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. Chris has expressed on a few occasions mothers should have intercourse with their children, so that they could "teach" the proper way to preform sexual acts, thus I believe the infamous "She came for CWC" would still exist following his logic, as it isn't a stretch to believe he'd think the same of a female sibling.
     
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  2. What if they remade 1990's IT but replace Pennywise with Chris. Georgie would come up to the drain and Chris would pop up. "Hmmmm, hello..." "Hmmm, you'll float too." The movie would be titled CWC.
     
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  3. What if Chris had been born a woman? How would his life be different (minus the bent duck?)
     
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  4. Obviously, he would be Crystal Weston Chandler.
     
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  5. He'd just be angry all the time and feel even more entitled.
     
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  6. What if Chris never became a tomgirl and become part of the alt-right instead? Also was this question asked before?
     
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  7. Easy. He would construct a rocket to send all of Earth's tobacky up to the moon!
     
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  8. What if Chris got put in prison for his repeated assault cases?
     
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  9. Even if he did get convicted of it, he'd probably just get sent to jail for a couple weeks or six months or something, not end up in prison.
     
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  10. What if Chris was a goth?
     
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  11. My Kiwi Farms profile would probably be Robert Smith based.
     
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  13. What if they created a real life CWCville and they let Chris be mayor just as a social experiment?
     
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  14. The economy would tank when he spent the cities whole budget on legos and everyone would move out.

    What if Chris proved, undeniably, that the Earth was flat?
     
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  15. I’d find some way to push him off the edge of the world.
     
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  16. What if Chris and Barb moved to Canada?
     
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  17. He may actually be accepted. Probably not.
     
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  18. What if Chris decided to an Hero?
    I’d be pretty sad about it.
     
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  19. I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME would loot his house for their own pieces of Christory.

    What would happen in a fight between Chris and Dobson? No weapons, enough food for one of them provided each day if it goes on long enough, neither can leave the arena or use the internet until the other is dead.
     
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  20. what if Chris(tine) was a fan of UVA basketball? wouldn't s(he) be suicidal right now
     
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    #13000 normankrasner, Mar 17, 2018
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