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The handsome tard

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What if Chris became the fuhrer (by sheer blind luck and magical autism) in Nazi germany instead of Hitler?

What if Christine learned Karate?
He would make those damn dirty trolls pay...that is until he gets punched back, or stabbed...or tazed into an autistic twitching state. All while stress sigh-ing *sigh*
 
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What if Chris didn’t have autism, but still lived in the exact same situation he was in growing up?
 

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What if Cole decided to steal away Chris at a young age from Bob and Barb and tried to raise him like his own?
 

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What if Chris recieved a new gaming console but the recipient name is Pewdiepie? Is he going to keep the console? Or he'll return it to the sender?
 
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The handsome tard

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What if Chris recieved a new gaming console but the recipient name is Pewdiepie? Is he going to keep the console? Or he'll return it to the sender?
Chris would make video complaining and "calling Pewds out" and finishes that to punish him, he wont return the console and will keep it all for himself. :evil:
 

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What if Chris knows that his infamy was stolen by Jon Yaniv and tries to win it back?
What if Chris was out and about somewhere and bumped into Yaniv for some reason who was also there and they started making small talk. Would they become friends? Or maybe more than that???
 
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What if Chris was out and about somewhere and bumped into Yaniv for some reason who was also there and they started making small talk. Would they become friends? Or maybe more than that???
Yaniv would dip out pretty quickly because Chris isn't an underage girl who needs help with her tampons, and then later Chris would post about it on Twitter and claim that he somehow knows how the girls who've been harassed and victimized by Yaniv feel because of "da trolls and bullies".
 
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Yaniv would dip out pretty quickly because Chris isn't an underage girl who needs help with her tampons, and then later Chris would post about it on Twitter and claim that he somehow knows how the girls who've been harassed and victimized by Yaniv feel because of "da trolls and bullies".
What if Yaniv saw the tweets and got pissed and warned Chris he was coming to 14BC to kill him so Chris buys a gun and kills Yaniv in self defense? Would Chris be labeled as a hero and a badass for finally silencing Yaniv??
 

The handsome tard

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What if Christian is kryptonian and the "Chris-Chan" we all know is merely this world's version of the Clark Kent disguise? When Christ isnt sperging online, he is saving lives, only to later return and give an "update" on his insanity.
 

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What if Christian is kryptonian and the "Chris-Chan" we all know is merely this world's version of the Clark Kent disguise? When Christ isnt sperging online, he is saving lives, only to later return and give an "update" on his insanity.
To subject to all the humiliation in all those years just to protect his identity, he must be really a professional. On the other hand, the world is still shitty so he's not doing a very good job, typical Chris-Chan.
 
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