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What if Chris was an actual super hero that protected Virginia like he always dreamed of? I'd imagine he would use his powers to get china.
He'd also get his powers from China, meaning he'd never do anything from his powers.

What if Chris came back to this forum and tried answering EVERY QUESTION WE'VE EVER ASKED ON THIS THREAD!?
 
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What if Chris went to space?
For longer jaunts, such as a stay on the ISS, he'd need to make quite a few adjustments. He'd be getting used to relying on the government to regularly supply him with the essentials for life. He'd expect his muscles to atrophy, and he'd have very little female company. Bathing would be irregular, and he'd at times have to wear diapers. I think he'll get on fine so long as they augment the CO2 scrubbers to do something about the rotten watermelon stench.
 
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Sakura Kinomoto

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What if Chris traveled back in time to stop his babysitter from locking him in his room?
Old Chris would kill his babysitter thinking it would fix his life since he thinks it would get rid of this autism. However Young Chris would get blamed for the murder and Chris would go back to a future where he's now a wanted fugitive so instead of making his life better it would make it much worse than it already is. Oh and he would still get autism.
Speaking of time travel What if Chris traveled back in time and discovered America before Christopher Columbus did?
 

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What if Christian Weston Chandler somehow magically became a psychologist?
Whenever he'd get a female patient, he'd ask her if she would like to "trib about it" and then correct it and say "talk about it" but insist about the tribbing just to make sure. Every time.

What if Chris got a hot girlfriend who liked everything about him and never left him alone but was extremely obsessive? (In a way creepier than himself)
 
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What if Chris got a hot girlfriend who liked everything about him and never left him alone but was extremely obsessive? (In a way creepier than himself)
Chris is super passive. So, he'd deal with it, maybe be pretty pissy, but he's way too big of a pussy to assert himself against her. Like, provided she meets his primary goals. Like right now, his primary goals are being a tomgirl. So if a dominant woman let Chris dress in drag and be a dipshit, she can completely fuck him over in every other aspect of his life, and he'll grin and bear it. Like, just bitch at him constantly, fuck with him, make him do slave labor chores. Chris doesn't care, as long as his primary fetishes are taken care of.
 

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What if Chris got a hot girlfriend who liked everything about him and never left him alone but was extremely obsessive? (In a way creepier than himself)
Yuno would murder him when she caught him talking to drag queens at Impulse.
 
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