What if the cats that died in the blarbage fire came back for revenge?
He'd just lay on the surfboard and wait until the waves make him surf to the extreme!What if Chris was a surfer?
Chris would be happy because this mean he finally has some hot pussiesWhat if the cats that died in the blarbage fire came back for revenge?
He'd likely be rejected by them and join Venus in exile. I'm pretty sure he'd creep her out as a lesbian turtle kind of way.What if Chris was the ninja turtles long lost brother?
He would finally have an excuse to eat loads of pizza all day long and he'd enjoy living in the sewers.What if Chris was the ninja turtles long lost brother?
Knowing Chris, he would probably shit himself and do nothing, but he might also start going to Impulse every single day to speed up the process of finally getting china.What if Chris was under the impression he had 6 more months to live, would he try and turn his life around?
FACK THE MICHAEL SNYDER!! HE NO GOOD JEW JABRONI LIKE THAT FACKIN' BRIAN BLAIR!! I SUPLEX HIM, PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, FACK HIS ASS, BREAK HIS BACK AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE!!"What if Chris was Iranian?