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Cedric_Eff

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What if Chris gets a Toyota Prius or a Honda Accord as his new Son-Chu? I want to see him abuse the self driving feature of the newer models of the Prius or the Accord.
 
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Hell

Why are you running?
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What if Christine had banter over transexualism with Blaire White?

What if Christine joined Antifa to bash the fash?
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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What if Chris gets a Toyota Prius or a Honda Accord as his new Son-Chu? I want to see him abuse the self driving feature of the newer models of the Prius or the Accord.
One of these self driving cars has already killed somebody. It was an Uber self driver and a woman with grocery bags laden onto her bicycle was crossing the street. This is No Fucking Good. Chris will get in trouble with a self driving car too.
 

The handsome tard

We will wake up The Warrior!!
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What if Chris found a functional handgun or shotgun in the hoard?
Autismo would probably shoot himself thinking its candy inside the gun barrel. Chris shouldnt be allowed close to guns for his OWN safety (as he is a threat to no one even with them).
What if Christine joined Antifa to bash the fash?
Chris would make for a good cannon fodder against all the "hydro pumps" and rubber bullets (while being called exceptional by the virtuous antifa)
Edit: "reta-rded" to "exceptional", for real?
 
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Truthboi

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What if Chris went full Elliot Rodger after the last Kacey call and killed people? How would people react to that?
 
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Murgeruni

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What if Chris actually got the gamestop employee in the eyes with mace? Or, alternatively, crippled Michael Schneider in the hit and run?
 
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