His main weapon would be mace and some scenarios would include the Gameplace and Impulse with enemies like jerkops, men in general and floating blue arms. He would also get a special ability where, after a specific period of time, his "Sperg Meter" is full and you can activate his chimp-out mode killing everything you can for a limited time. His life-ups would be .
What if Chris became the king and queen of the world?
I have a classmate with Asperger's and his behavior is practically the same as Chris' was in his 20's (as far as we got to know), except his obsession is with anime, instead of Sonic, but the personality and everything else remains.
Perhaps things wouldn't change for Chris at all.
What if Chris was the incarnation of Jesus Christ?
"Comedy" network and its money burning subsidiaries, now on a permanently sinking ship, plugging their holes with podcasts, crappy animated shows, a fuck ton of booze, and colored monkeys. Now with more dick pics then anyone asked for.