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What if Chris was into Mario and Digimon instead Sonic and Pokemon? What unholy combination of Mario and Digimon do you think Chris would had come up with? I think it would be something of a combo of Mario and Guilmon; Gulirio.
Has Chris ever mentioned Digimon? I'd be shocked if he hasn't
 

The handsome tard

So I scoop out his eyeballs with the spoon...
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What if Chris suddenly got super powers? It could be something especific or generally just "superman" type stuff.
Its not a matter of him using them responsably or not, its of just how long until he uses them to murder someone for defying the merge.
"Merge Woman"
 
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Does she have big thingies?
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What if Chris suddenly got super powers? It could be something especific or generally just "superman" type stuff.
Its not a matter of him using them responsably or not, its of just how long until he uses them to murder someone for defying the merge.
"Merge Woman"
Yup, he would be a mass murderer without lifting a finger.
 

The handsome tard

So I scoop out his eyeballs with the spoon...
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Yup, he would be a mass murderer without lifting a finger.
He would literally break someone dead for daring to be a "damn dirty troll" (which would be anyone that dared to not agree completely with his nonsense).

Makes me wonder if Barb wouldnt use this chance to use him to murder whoever she doesnt like (since I doubt that he wouldnt remain the same slave ogre with her)

Jesus, the more I think about it, the more I see Chris as a real life Bizzaro Superman (except Bizzaro isnt necessarly malicious, just a dumb clone thats very easy to manipulate)
 
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Niggernerd

Fumika reading on a lovely day in the fall
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Idr it I asked but what if Chris met Yaniv and had a true and honest troon war.
 

Alex Krycek

russian bot
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What if towards the end of the Wallflower Saga Chris actually saw and met a Fat Hawaiian man with a heavy accent out in the wild that called him “cuz?”
 
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