Interests What is Chris's funniest/most stupid lie? -

[Lipitor]

As we've all probably noticed Chris is a terrible liar. His lies are often transparent when held up to the light of logic. He also has tons of tells, like how he pauses and you can clearly see he's thinking up some bullshit in his head to say, then after delivering it all awkwardly he pauses again all nervously to see if you bought it. You can hear him doing this over and over especially in the Kacey and Alec Benson Leary calls. What are some of your favorite lies Chris has attempted?

 

[fuzzypickles]

"I take my shower in here often"- from the House Tour video.

Spoiler: Yeah. Sure you do, Chris.

Clearly, the shower shows signs of neglect and disuse, indicating that he does not, in fact, shower as often as he claims to. Also, accounts of people who have been near Chris have said he reeks of rotten fruit.

 

[Jozef]

His past buddha belly and masculine bosoms.
I think he actually believed that though, so it's technically not a lie.

 

[timtommy]

"And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else."

 

[DJAndyMD]

Everything in the Father Call! Its just one painful lie after another ranging from using his mother as an excuse for not being organized to flip flopping about his maturity.

 

[Lalala]

The entire 'Post Redmond trip' video where we all knew it was bullshit from the get go yet he was so smug as if he had us totally fooled...and then he tries to use the obvious lie as an excuse for being lazy. Pure beauty.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[Gensdupays]

Either Redmond or the infamous

 

[theobservdr]

I always loved that video for some reason

 

[sparklemilhouse]

that he applied at walmart.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

The one where he tried to pretend that he was trolling the internet with his autistic persona. The fact he spouted videogame and Sonichu references while trying to act cool in public was what amused me so much.

Not to mention the irony that his 'trolling' outfit made him look like a legitimately interesting person instead of a joke.

 

[Some JERK]

My dick is no longer bent and is larger than previously photographed

 

[butt in trouble]

I'd have to say when he tried to impersonate Liquid. The fact that he believed he had fooled a woman into coming to his house so he could lick cum off of her tits shows just how hilariously arrogant and naive Chris really is. During one call Kacey actually had to remind Chris that he was trying to impersonate someone. He also posted a video where he tried to pretend to be liquid and address Kacey on his own youtube channel. I can imagine it might have crossed Chris' mind to make a fake account but then he thought "nah, too hard" and just posted the video to his channel and convinced himself nobody would notice. Chris is too lazy to even lie properly.
I would call his actions reprehensible but then again it was Kacey so....

 

[Cotton Puddings]

that time during an ABL phone call where he held the phone at arm's length and pretended to be his mom so he had an excuse to hang up.

hands down all-time favorite chris lie (except for )

 

[MY 405]

Any time he's entered a plea of "Not guilty."

 

[Sonic Boom]

7 inch dick to the lesbian who left him when he very well knows his dick is on the internet for everyone to see.

 

[twf]

 

[The Lizard Queen]

The rollin' and trollin' video was by far the most brilliant thing Chris has ever done. It's so brilliant that I'm convinced he had nothing to do with it.
That was probably the only time that one lie could have solved all his problems.
If he had quit the internet after that video, and retreated to his room to play with his games and legos quietly, then he would be remembered as a brilliant, if eccentric, master troll who fooled the internet.
He could have stopped the whole saga right then and there... naturally being Chris, he did not last a day, and so we have the Chris we know and love.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he did not last a day

I believe it was Marvin who said that the reason why Chris didn't last a day was because that trolls were telling him that he'd have his tugboat revoked for fraud if he "admitted" to being a regular working person. Chris took them seriously.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Hence, why Rollin' and Trollin' is simultaneously the smartest and dumbest lie Chris ever told. It was his event horizon. After that video, there was no turning back.

Of course, Chris could never willingly give up the spotlight, we know that now. But aren't we all glad he didn't when he had the chance?