What is it about Sonic the Hedgehog that seems to attract so much autism? -

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MrTroll

I know you can read MY thoughts, boy
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I think it's his flesh-colored, human-like arms. So many blue cartoon characters have arms that are, for example, blue. But Sonic, despite being a blue hedgehog, has non-blue arms. As a person who also has non-blue arms, and autism, that really helps me to feel a deeper connection to Sonic than I do to, say, Mario. Mario wears overalls that cover his entire body, including, crucially, his arms, so we really don't know what color his arms are underneath. They could be purple, or orange, or blue.
 

Wowcoolusername

Autist
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Sonic is NOT autistic. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonic. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Knuckles' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonic truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Tails' existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Robotnik's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Sonic tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 

Drain Todger

Unhinged Doomsayer
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Sonic's design strictly follows the Golden Ratio. Phi is the secret Kryptonite of all autists.

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