Off-Topic What is landPhil's worst tattoo? -

[holy buttocks]

Phil has a ton of tattoos. None of them are good. What is the most regrettable one? Bonus: which one looked the most infected?

 

[VLAD]

All of them.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Regrettable: Sorry, but it's a tie between three of them. The hand tattoos (The ones on the palms of his hands), the bad Spanish tattoos, and the Tranarchist shit that makes little to no sense, even for an actual transgendered anarchist.

Most infected: It's pretty obvious that the tattoo he got on the inside of his bottom lip is the most infected of them all. He always covers his mouth and his lips are always puffed out. Why else would he be hiding it aside from his horrendous rat/gopher teeth that he hasn't brushed in months?

 

[Forever Sunrise]

The ones all over his face.

Oh wait.

 

[Hyperion]

It's a difficult question to answer since all of his tattoos are retarded scribbles. I'd say his worst tattoo is his infamous Shitty Butt Puerto Rican Bicyclist.

Spoiler: on the other hand

His most retarded tattoo is his pair of handcuffs celebrating spending half an hour in jail.

 

[Pillow]

Probably the "improved" tattoo of the two people kissing innawoods. It was his least hateful tattoo until he decided to turn it to a gory mess.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil has "Latinx" tattooed on his mouth so that's pretty bad. The one on his arm that says "Clitoral Dough" is the most hilarious.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

The thing about the mouth one is that it may long since have faded to illegibility. I used to read body modification sites a lot, and the consensus was that inside-lip tattoos were to be considered just as "temporary" as ones on the palms or soles of the feet, since all three of those areas are covered with tissue that renews itself several times faster than ordinary skin on an arm or ankle. What I read said that if you really want a design on your palm for some reason, you'd better commit to having it redone on a regular basis for the rest of forever, and that inside-lip ones are perfect for the kind of idiots who usually get them (e.g. scene kids who found it hilarious to get "CUM" and an arrow there), because they will look badass (I suppose) for about 30 seconds and then begin their fade into faint-scar territory.

 

[Adamska]

Probably the palm, lip, and armpit ones. The first two since he threw money down a hole for child scribblings, and the latter for the absolute pain it will cause and the rot will be quite hilarious.

 

[Ruin]

Clitoral dough is the most hilarious.