What is the best/funniest name for a fast food chain or fast food item? -

[soy_king]

I've always been partial to Abrakebabra. I'm sure if I ever go there I'll be disappointed by the food, but the name enough earns them my money.

 

[Icasaracht]

Well, here's a goodie!

 

[The Shadow]

Burger King and Dairy Queen, for being covert psyops to get Americans comfortable with monarchy

 

[Orion Balls]

The punniest one around here is either Burgatory or Joe Mama's.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Cheeburger Cheeburger

 

[CWCchange]

BJ's, especially when it's in the parking lot of Dick's.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Dick's Drive-In, source of cheap burgers and cheap double entendres since 1954

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dirty Dick's Crab House.

 

[W00K #17]

Coon Chicken Inn

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

The Bell Beefer from Taco Bell. Sounds like a porn star's name.

 

[Recoil]

I always read it as "Fuck Rudders"

 

[LavenderLiquor]

Psssh, no question the double down because who wants to live to 70, when you can have three pieces at the same time.

Oh and the double down dog. It's bun creeps me out.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Amstardam has a turkish restaurant called "Ufuk Shoarma"

 

[Orion Balls]

Dirty Dick's Crab House.

Hey! "I got my crabs at Dirty Dick's" is a childhood rite of passage.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Oklahoma has a junk Mexican food chain called Taco Mayo. Every time I drive past one I think of a taco with mayonnaise on it.

Also, when I was working at Ft. Jackson I used to eat at a Vietnamese restaurant in Columbia, SC called Pho King.

 

[The Shadow]

I always read it as "Fuck Rudders"

 

[Recoil]

Holy shit, Mike Judge sees it too!

 

[heyitsmike]

No one is gonna mention Pink Taco? They tried to buy the naming rights for the Saints' and the Cardinals' stadiums.

If I recall, they also tried to buy a Super Bowl ad but the NFL and whatever network was broadcasting it told them no.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

The McGangBang.

Q. Why do they call it that?

A. Because it's a white chick slammed between two pieces of dark meat.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Jack In The Box?

(where I live is pretty boring)