What is the best pussy repellent? - Too much sex, can't handle it!

[Penis Drager]

I tried getting a low tier degree in STEM. I tried not showering/shaving. I haven't brushed my teeth in like a year. I even openly discuss the fact that the gender wage gap is likely genetic! But still I've got more pussy than I can handle!
Should I download minecraft or something?

 

[Furret]

If you don't mind becoming a monster, you could always create a Reddit account.

 

[Penis Drager]

If you don't mind becoming a monster, you could always create a Reddit account.

I said I needed pussy repellent, not a cuck queen.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Create an attraction sign and walk around in public with it asking for a boyfriend-free girl, white, non smoker, non drinker, between the age of 18-23 and looking to be a full time caregiver for a NEET. The chicks will run like the hounds of hell were after them

 

[Furret]

I said I needed pussy repellent, not a cuck queen.

Fair enough. Maybe subscribing to anti-feminist creators on YouTube who peaked in 2016/2017 will do the trick?

 

[MemeGrey]

Marry a thai ladyboy

 

[queenvi]

Sounds like it might be time to cut the dick off, clean cut.

 

[Penis Drager]

Fair enough. Maybe subscribing to anti-feminist creators on YouTube who peaked in 2016/2017 will do the trick?

Im already subscribed to Sargon and thunderf00t. Any more suggestions?

Sounds like it might be time to cut the dick off, clean cut.

That will just attract lesbians. Don't be ridiculous!

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Just tell them you have a Kiwi Farms account

 

[Furret]

Im already subscribed to Sargon and thunderf00t. Any more suggestions?

RockingMrE and Dr Shaym come to mind.

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Tell them you live in your mom's basement and you cum in jars.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

An EVGA Game of Pwns poster. It doubles as dick repellent, too.

Spoiler: Warning, causes super virginity

 

[Swiss46]

start every conversation with a 2 hour warhammer lore lecture. You don't even need to know the lore, just make it up since she's not listening anyway.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Spray bottle. It gets rid of THOTS fast. Nobody likes getting fucking spritzed in the face without consent like a misbehaving animal.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

wear a name tag with your pronouns

 

[RussianParasite]

Ah, the plight of the modern Kiwi Farmer: drowning in pussy.

I too have dealt with this but have failed to come up with a remedy. I even got married but a ring on your finger just makes them more thirsty.

The.thots.just.won’t.stop!

Good luck, OP. I’ve heard that becoming a simp is pretty effective, but the science is still out for now.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

How about becoming a troon?

Edit: Another idea. You could try using the word “brouhaha” multiple times in the span of a few minutes.

 

[Llama king]

Dabbing

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Make a medallion of your fan kitbash character out of Crayola Model magic (tm) and wear it around your neck