What is the best shape for chicken nuggets? - Serious chicken nugget discussion thread.

[VJ 120]

Inspired by @JSGOTI being a dick in chat, I have decided to pose the question here. What shape of chicken nugget do you honestly think is the best? I personally think the dinosaur ones are the best, followed by the boot shaped ones at McDonalds.

Also, if you've seen any odd or weird shaped varieties, feel free to post pics or examples here.

 

[JSGOTI]

Oh, so we're going to play it this way, are we?

How about breaded chicken chunks that aren't just processed shit that -might- be chicken, at least partially.

Have a real mans chicken nugget instead.

EDIT: Look, all tendies are the same! TENDY LIVES MATTER!

 

[VJ 120]

I've never seen Weaver nuggets in stores before but holy shit they look disgusting from the side view.

 

[JSGOTI]

I've never seen Weaver nuggets in stores before but holy shit they look disgusting from the side view.

If I remember, I think Weaver brand is the super-cheap variety, talking like 99c bags of chicken 'product'. I swear that I remember seeing Weaver branded pot pies for 60-something cents each.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

None stop eating food made for fat 9 year old children

 

[meatslab]

I like the boot and these

 

[Sgt_maul]

I'm with meatslab, dino nuggets are winner nuggets.

 

[Xarpho]

I've never seen Weaver nuggets in stores before but holy shit they look disgusting from the side view.

I would wager that the Weaver products have a lot of water, which causes them to have that shape due to shrinking during cooking.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

They're best in whatever shape you cut them in, because you should be battering and cooking that shit yourself, you fucking degenerates.
You're adults and pan-frying chicken takes about 20 minutes. Microwaving a meal alone is the unit used to measure how sad you are.

 

[VJ 120]

They're best in whatever shape you cut them in, because you should be battering and cooking that shit yourself, you fucking degenerates.
You're adults and pan-frying chicken takes about 20 minutes. Microwaving a meal alone is the unit used to measure how sad you are.

Don't be saltier than the hand-battered chicken you fried yourself for 20 minutes.

Also if you don't bake your nuggets in the oven, you're eating soggy gross sad nuggets and I pity you.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Don't be saltier than the hand-battered chicken you fried yourself for 20 minutes.

Also if you don't bake your nuggets in the oven, you're eating soggy gross sad nuggets and I pity you.

Don't eat food from a giant bag, bimb, that's how you got this way.

 

[meatslab]

CHICKEN NUGGET HATERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[cumrobbery]

Non-euclidean

 

[NumberingYourState]

Dunno if it counts but Popcorn Chicken can be p.fun to nosh on.