What is the condition of the Chandlers' kitchen? -

[CalmMyTits]

I ask this because of the discussions about Chris' eating that we have had lately. This is a serious question. We know the hoard has taken over most if not all of the kitchen from pictures, so I am wondering if there are any functioning pieces of equipment that the Chandlers use to cook. The stove is out of the question, but do they at least have a working fridge or freezer chest? Do they keep a microwave in their living room/den (whatever room they're living in right now) instead of placing the microwave in the kitchen? Is the kitchen being used in ANY capacity? (besides storage for the hoard)

 

[MysticMisty]

They probably have some sort of freezer and working microwave in order to cook frozen dinners (or cans of spaghetti). Otherwise he'd be making daily trips to the supermarket/convenience store/fast food place to feed them, and he's apparently not (GAS IS EXPENSIVE after all). No clue where they'd be kept though: I'd be surprised if the kitchen hasn't been completely engulfed by the hoard at this point.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Given that Chris and Bob would use the microwave at Kroger to heat up meals and eat them there, I suspect there's very little in the kitchen that's working - or at least unburied.
I suppose he must cook his Hungry-Mans somehow though, so.... I dunno.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The kitchen is probably in even worse shape than we last saw it two or three years ago. It appears that 14 BLC is so full that the hoard has extended into the lawn. What always disturbed me on a visceral level about their kitchen is that Chris used to chat naked and masturbate in there with Julie. I believe the famous "Bob Walks In" moment involved just that - Chris starkers in the kitchen, telling Bob that nothing was going on.

 

[Sonichoo]

The hoard has surely assimilated most if not all of the kitchen. Like above, they probably use the microwave, and Chris might have an occasional pop .
Let's just say they're probably not making too many q-sands in there.

 

[Watcher]

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He describes here there's too much crap in the way of the stove.

Either there was physically too much shit infront of the stove for Chris to move or he's so used to it being there that he's too lazy to move it.

 

[Coldgrip]

A biohazard.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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He describes here there's too much crap in the way of the stove.

Either there was physically too much shit infront of the stove for Chris to move or he's so used to it being there that he's too lazy to move it.

1- I must have an insanely opinion of Chris because I was actually a bit surprised he knew how to make spaghetti.
2- According to Chris microwave Swedish meatballs are better for spaghetti than home made. I shouldn't be surprised and yet I am.
3- Chris making his cutesy/flirty voice makes me cringe every single time.

Oh and his kitchen is probably a dead zone filled with nothing but hoard and bacteria.

 

[Zim]

I'd guess it's marginally safer to use then their bathrooms.

It's probably just clutter with a path to the fridge and to the other rooms maybe.

 

[MysticMisty]

[youtube]HcKUD2Z30YI[/youtube]

He describes here there's too much crap in the way of the stove.

Either there was physically too much shit infront of the stove for Chris to move or he's so used to it being there that he's too lazy to move it.

1- I must have an insanely opinion of Chris because I was actually a bit surprised he knew how to make spaghetti.
2- According to Chris microwave Swedish meatballs are better for spaghetti than home made. I shouldn't be surprised and yet I am.
3- Chris making his cutesy/flirty voice makes me cringe every single time.

Oh and his kitchen is probably a dead zone filled with nothing but hoard and bacteria.

When I first found out about this video I did a Google search for spaghetti recipes. The first or second results was basically the method described in the video. He didn't know how to make spaghetti until he looked it up to act out the process.

Also I absolutely hate when he stuffs his face into the plate and thinks he's adowable doing it (I don't even like when parents let their really little kids do it, no fucking way I'd be charmed to see the manchild do it).

 

[Watcher]

When I first found out about this video I did a Google search for spaghetti recipes. The first or second results was basically the method described in the video. He didn't know how to make spaghetti until he looked it up to act out the process.

Also I absolutely hate when he stuffs his face into the plate and thinks he's adowable doing it (I don't even like when parents let their really little kids do it, no fucking way I'd be charmed to see the manchild do it).

To be fair Spaghetti is one of those easy as sin dishes that takes a good half hour to make and only has like a handful of steps.

 

[QI 541]

When I first found out about this video I did a Google search for spaghetti recipes. The first or second results was basically the method described in the video. He didn't know how to make spaghetti until he looked it up to act out the process.

Also I absolutely hate when he stuffs his face into the plate and thinks he's adowable doing it (I don't even like when parents let their really little kids do it, no fucking way I'd be charmed to see the manchild do it).

To be fair Spaghetti is one of those easy as sin dishes that takes a good half hour to make and only has like a handful of steps.

Step 1: Open a can of spaghetti
Step 2: Microwave it for 5 minutes.
Step 3: Pretend that you actually cooked the spaghetti to impress your sweetheart.

 

[Watcher]

Step 1: Open a can of spaghetti
Step 2: Microwave it for 5 minutes.
Step 3: Pretend that you actually cooked the spaghetti to impress your sweetheart.

Touché raymond, touché

Also I absolutely hate when he stuffs his face into the plate and thinks he's adowable doing it (I don't even like when parents let their really little kids do it, no fucking way I'd be charmed to see the manchild do it).

 

[Strewth]

I'm no stranger to a messy kitchen. I lived in an eight person household filled with adventurous cooks and lazy stoners. Not a good combination.
However, I'm sure that kitchen on its worst day could in no way compare to the ungodly biohazard that festers within chez Chandler.

 

[CatParty]

hoardd has happened

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

What kitchen? There is a microwave, then hoard, and that's really it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

On the bright side, it's always Christmas in there.

 

[___]

He made this video in 2010 and I'm sure the situation is exactly the same or worse.

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mime making spaghetti instead of making the real stuff because of not having access to the stove because "mom put a whole bunch of crap in the way." Doesn't strike him that he is an adult and could just clean and move stuff himself without "emotional support" from his mother to do so.

 

[CatParty]

He made this video in 2010 and I'm sure the situation is exactly the same or worse.

[youtube]HcKUD2Z30YI[/youtube]

mime making spaghetti instead of making the real stuff because of not having access to the stove because "mom put a whole bunch of crap in the way." Doesn't strike him that he is an adult and could just clean and move stuff himself without "emotional support" from his mother to do so.

i dunno, from his pantomime, he apparently doesn't know how to turn on a stove with out it becoming a raging inferno

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Chris starkers in the kitchen, telling Bob that nothing was going on.

I can imagine that was a fairly regular occurrence in the Chandler household anyway.