what is the most badass thing chris has ever done -

[JuanButNotForgotten]

There's a 55-part documentary series about his life on YouTube and the latest video (released a couple weeks ago) currently has 141,000 views.

So people who wanna see how much of a fuck-up Chris is make him "celebrity" somehow? You called him "genuine celebrity", meaning that he made it, when in fact he was just a universal punching bag, who was easy to laugh at, not with.

There's also a website where someone has made a catalog of every shirt he owns, and cross-referenced them to each individual video he wears them in

This is not fame, this is just someone's autism. If someone here was doing this, he would be laughed at.

Figure 1: "Oh, yeah, we totally did this ironically, to show how much we don't care about him"

No one here cares about his every move. In fact, even numbers of those documentary show, that modern Chris is boring as fuck. People just follow it to see how it ends.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He's only ever talked about doing "badass stuff" - IRL, he's never done jack.

Macing a poor employee with a pink mace canister? That's not badass, that's a bitch move.

Same with hitting Michael with his car (and allegedly Barb had something to do with that as well).

The closest I could think of is when he cut his "taint", and that's just more gross and disturbing than anything.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris started out as a weird loser with delusions of grandeur, and is now a genuine celebrity with a legion of obsessives who catalog his every move and spread his fame far and wide across the Internet. He introduces himself now as "the creator of the world's most famous Sonic OC" and... it's true! People are willing to pay hundreds of dollars for official CWC merchandise.

Not to mention that the stuff Chris gets subjected to on a daily basis would completely shatter the mind of any normal person. Nearly all human contact he's had in the last decade has been part of an elaborate plan to fuck him over, or embarrass him on the internet, or extort money from him. He has to verify that his own relatives adding him on Facebook aren't trolls in disguise. Anyone who was sane would have eaten a bullet after the fifth girlfriend turned out to be a catfish, but Chris just keeps going.

I mean his mind did essentially end up getting shattered eventually, you could even say that he was already reaching a breaking point when he was going through that entire "information overload" fiasco, where he tried to bombard the trolls with so much information not just about him but a lot of other random junk in an attempt to make the trolls buckle under the pressure by giving them more ammunition then they knew what to deal with.

It seemed it had the opposite effect, because eventually he went dark off the internet for a few months.

 

[Just Dont]

There's a 55-part documentary series about his life on YouTube and the latest video (released a couple weeks ago) currently has 141,000 views. There's also a website where someone has made a catalog of every shirt he owns, and cross-referenced them to each individual video he wears them in. If that isn't obsession, I don't know what is!

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Figure 1: "Oh, yeah, we totally did this ironically, to show how much we don't care about him"

Geno is great but I'm wondering if he himself doesn't have massive autism for doing 55 videos spanning 3 years now(i think). I stopped watching at around video 20 and even I got really tired of Chris.

Also there are like a dozen guys on Youtube who maintain archives of his videos, detailing time frames, dates, subtitles and even sounds Chris makes.

That's obsesión borderline mental illness.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

By far the most badass thing Chris ever did was when he dry shaved his goatee.

Oh christ this is killing me. That look on his fucking face. Like he knows this isnt correct. But nope we're just gonna keep going on. Holy shit. This is a new favorite of mine

 

[Totally Awesome]

There's also a website where someone has made a catalog of every shirt he owns, and cross-referenced them to each individual video he wears them in. If that isn't obsession, I don't know what is!

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Figure 1: "Oh, yeah, we totally did this ironically, to show how much we don't care about him"

That's actually impressive. Do you know the website?

 

[Pruto]

He seams to endure pain and foul odors more than the average person, that's badass I guess.

 

[deadson]

Him telling Sockness off was fairly impressive, but nothing comes to mind as "badass".

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

He hasn't gone completely bald despite his shitty lifestyle and poor health.

 

[BurritoJuanito]

Rollin' and Trollin'.
Boy, he got us good.

I love how despite his best efforts to appear normal he's still challing Charlottesville CWCville and talking about sonichu in the video

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

The rollin and trollin video (even though he failed to actually prevent any further trolling attempts by most of the instigators, and make it seem like his entire love quest fiasco was simply just an act, it was still rather significant to see that if given the opportunity, he could have been done with his attention seeking/desperate side and attempted to have a somewhat more normal life, regardless if he was still into creating Sonichu comics and all of that side of things).

And when he told some of the early trolls in a video call that the trolls "would be nothing without him".

That's all I can really see as things he did that were actually "badass", they were rather something unexpected to come from his own actions at that point in time and no further escalation from troll activity could have swung those events in any other way, he could have walked away from the online world as winner in his own mind if he stayed quiet.

But it wasn't meant to last, because the few badass moments he does have in his life are completely overwhelmed by the thousands upon thousands of interactions of him being a complete dumbass.

 

[BurritoJuanito]

OH! When he pulled all those weeds from Bob's garden and carrying that 10 ton doghouse must've been pretty hard.

he even had to mow the lawn!!!

 

[The Lusty Argonian Maid]

Allegedly cutting off a kitten’s paw, spraying it with a hose after it had just got hit by a car, and then prolonging it’s painful existence for his own selfish reasons and then claimed he went missing when he finally kicked the bucket (thankfully) was pretty based.

(RIP Sorbet )

 

[cum4me]

rollin and trollin was pretty badass

 

[Carver]

People just follow it to see how it ends.

I started following during the sonichu acct youtube days (comics, love quest, etc). I mostly stopped finding it funny when people started reallly fucking with cwc into making serious mistakes, like the ps3 destruction - now it's pure morbid fascination, but I tag along and check in from time to time for the big ones. It's real boring now although there's still a few big to-happen events.

I want to see how it ends.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

people started reallly fucking with cwc into making serious mistakes, like the ps3 destruction

Wait, I thought, all they did was a bounty for Chris's PS3 and even Jackie didn't push him too hard into it. In the end it was his idea to own the trolls by destroying his PS3 and just buying a new one with their money. It was also funny how PVCC members tried to make JenkiesJinkies to have a gay intercourse with Chris, since he had one in a summer camp or how they told him to dig up Patty and he replied that it is under concrete block and that dog's spirit can kill him.

 

[jc17]

I started following during the sonichu acct youtube days (comics, love quest, etc). I mostly stopped finding it funny when people started reallly fucking with cwc into making serious mistakes, like the ps3 destruction - now it's pure morbid fascination, but I tag along and check in from time to time for the big ones. It's real boring now although there's still a few big to-happen events.

I want to see how it ends.

If memory serves, word got around that if someone got Chris to destroy his ps3, they'd be rewarded over $9,000. It was obviously someone just joking around, but then Chris caught wind of it and opted to do it on his own and collect the money for himself (which I'm sure he planned on replacing the system with the money).
Chris destroyed the system, was shocked he didn't get ninety grand for being a dumbass and then used his tugboat on a new console.

 

[Un Platano]

Wait, I thought, all they did was a bounty for Chris's PS3 and even Jackie didn't push him too hard into it. In the end it was his idea to own the trolls by destroying his PS3 and just buying a new one with their money. It was also funny how PVCC members tried to make JenkiesJinkies to have a gay intercourse with Chris, since he had one in a summer camp or how they told him to dig up Patty and he replied that it is under concrete block and that dog's spirit can kill him.

Yeah, the PS3 destruction was pretty badass too. Those trolls got trolled pretty hard because they never considered that Chris would be the one with the cojones to follow through with it.