What is the most based musical instrument and why is it the triangle?

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Wrong.

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The traditional double bass back when gut strings were the only option was said to require so much intestine to create the strings that you'd have to slaughter an entire hillside of sheep to make them all. Plus it was an upper class European orchestral instrument so unlike bass guitars I doubt more than a handful of brown people have ever played the double bass.

The problem is bizarre instruments like that didn't really come about until after synthetic core strings largely replaced gut strings, so there isn't nearly as much violence involved. Plus taking things to useless extremes leans more autistic than based.

As such I rest my case that the double bass is the most based instrument.