What is the most intelligent thing Chris has ever done? -

[Random Pyromaniac]

I gotta say, selling cheaply made merchandise for high prices to weens was a pretty good idea.
Then again, in his opinion, they are "Top of the line" merchandise.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Went to jail.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Returning to YouTube,

 

[Nuttelex]

Got his drivers license.

 

[Sanic]

Burned his house down.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Finally finding a demographic foolish enough to finance him.

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Loosened up and went to a gay night club, started having some fun and actually interact with people.

 

[SolvingThePuzzle]

What ?

 

[millais]

Followed his attorneys' advice to keep his mouth shut during his trials instead of angrily ranting to the judge about Snyder/Blarms conspiracies

 

[bearycool]

By macing that man at gamestop

Oh you mean intelligent!

That's simple: selling his merchandise to weens, and making videos at $50 dollars a pop so people can hear him scream JULAYYY one more time like autists.

 

[MangoTango]

- Froze his duck for Tom Toms

- Get an unclit

- Pablo Picasso Sonichu drawings for inspiring hipster artists

- Making Bob as a Lego figure

This magnificent phat ass could get all da ladies wif his ms ghetto Virginia booty bounce

 

[Roosechu]

Embracing the ween side in exchange for sweet sweet $$$.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Making it on Honor Roll

Nah jk, but he flaunts it as if it is the most intelligent thing he's ever done.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Actually going to social establishments like clubs. I know, drunken idiots and creeps often frequent these areas, but Chris had spent way too much time at the toy store and childrens concerts.

 

[JohnConstantine]

I would call it more witty than intelligent, but Chris burned Jack Thaddeus a couple of times in their phone calls.

Most intelligent act would probably be taking down/taking back all the really, REALLY stupid shit he's said/done/put on the internet.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Actually learning from his mistakes and not falling for fake sweethearts from the ground up.

 

[Melkor]

Hit Snyder with his car.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Staying alive.

When you are as dangerously stupid as Chris that's a feat

 

[Somar]

Acting mature when Bob died.

 

[The Master Debater]

Shitting his pants.