What is the most you've ever ate? -

ADN_VIII

Panzer Vor!
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Four mcchickens, three mcdoubles, two large fries, a large soda, and a milkshake. I don't remember what prompted me to get that much food though.
 

WhatNemesisMeans

HALLO
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Cheese-topped spinach raviolis. It was awful. The cheese hadn't browned properly and was cold and slimy, the raviolis were tasteless and I never liked spinach in the first place.

It took me one hour to eat what was in my plate.
 

ZeCommissar

This paper contains all the reasons you're a fag
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I one time ate two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and then drunk a large soda.

to be honest I don't really know, but I one time ate two footlongs from subway at once which was about 2000 calories. Idk if that was my BIGGEST thuing tho
 

admiral

Diet Nazi
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A medium papa johns' pizza with stuffed crust (bbq chicken) with a size of cheesy garlic sticks, potato wedges with dip, one of those pizza-sized cookies, a tub of Phish Food and a bunch of chocolate bars or whatever, as well as a litre of Pepsi max (yuck) chased by three cups of black coffee. Puked for an hour solid.

I was in the middle of a bad bulimic spell at the time, so my stomach was ruined already from all the shit I put it through and I couldn't keep food down whether I wanted to or not.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
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I recall many years ago a friend and I tore through a grand number of pizza rolls, random snacks, and packaged cookies while playing pool/watching TV. I thought it was pretty awesome that her parents let us pig out and be obnoxious in the pool room, though later I realized that giving her tons of food and sticking her in front to the TV is how her parents kept her occupied on a daily basis.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Retired Staff
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Also past perfect is "eaten." :autism:
 

Tehshigelisok

I put the "Burger" in "Assburger"
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1 1/2 large pizzas and an entire order of breadsticks. About typical for a starving teenager fatty.
 

Coster

True & Honest Fan
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I'm fat so actually there's a lot of things that come to mind. One time when I was a kid I ate like.. three pounds of bacon? I also regularly have issues containing myself with consuming spaghetti or just pasta in general, because Jesus Christ I love me some carbs.

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I could definitely eat more of these chips than anyone here though. They are my favorite chips in the world and it is nigh impossible for me to pace myself when eating them. :oops:
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

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When I was about fourteen, I went out to Olive Garden with my parents and had two bowls of salad, at least a dozen breadsticks, a whole order of fettuccine alfredo, and a slice of black tie mousse cake.
 

Hui

fυ¢к тнє נαииιєѕ
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18' pizza, doritos family bag and some kimchi. I should be dead.
 

LazarusOwenhart

Terrainist Shitlord!
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When I was younger my dad made a Lasagna in our biggest dish because it was for like, eight people. Due to various reasons it ended up being just me, him and my mum eating it. They had a portion each and I consumed the entire fuckin' remaining thing somehow. I felt fine afterwards but then woke up in the dead of night sweating profusely. 12 hours later I took a dump I think I'll remember for the rest of my life. Good times.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
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This morning I ate enough oatmeal to feed a small Irish family. No regrets, oatmeal is delicious.
 
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