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I Love Beef

Eh, I made mine up from the slang term of "Beef", being dispute, grudge, conflict, a problem.

Seeing that I'm something of a sadist, and that beef is one of my favorite meats, WHERE'S THE BEEF

Chewy Suarez

specializes in canine couture
there’s a flash cartoon channel on youtube called 442oons that basically pokes fun at le fútbol culture and has caricatures of every major footballer. luis suarez is called chewy suarez because of all the times he goes pitbullkin and bites people and i thought it was funny if i named myself after that.


Purple Skunk Person
True & Honest Fan
It's literally the equivalent of John Smith for furfags and if you've read the original fairy tale, it makes sense for a troll alias.
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Mao Hao Hao

Squishy Squish
I really like wierd, often creepy/cute creatures and mao hao haos are easy to make (and find) new profile pictures of.


Blood type: Monster Zero Ultra
Used to be my shitposting name on /cwc/ back in the day.
It's a not-so-subtle reference to Slaweel Ryam, arguably one of the most amusing names in Sonichu.
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Fat Pikachu

Is your privilege running? You better go check it!
Pikachu Fat is only good Pikachu and when he lost weight he became Pikachu Bad

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