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Stoned Alex Jones

The water that turned the frogs gays, YUCK!
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My original profile picture was of Alex Jones smoking weed on the Joe Rogan Experience.

I picked my picture before my username.
 

Auk Autist

Birbs create the big Happy
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Great Auks are objectively the grandest achievement this great Earth has birthed and I can only hope scientists manage to bring them back from extinction, then we can nuke Scandinavia in repentance for our sins
 

Ambidextype

Rubbing hand intensifies
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I'm ambidextrous so I tried to make it as an username but it was already taken, I made a portmanteau by adding the word type.
 

IBrokeBob

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I had a cat named Bob. I also had a 2 year old. One day my kid came running to me, really concerned and said " I broke Bob! ". Then he held up a whisker from Bob.

(Bob got extra treats and love and forgave my son. My son was just a baby and did not mean to hurt him. He loved Bob and he was upset that he hurt him).
 

CivilianOfTheFandomWars

Tanith’s Worst and Only
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The Blue Oyster Cult song “Veteran of the Psychic Wars.” I’m not a vet of anything, so it’s “civilian,” and I’ve liked to watch fandoms sperg out for a long time, so it’s “fansom wars.”
 

kidsquid

pretty good, it doesn't seem
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A reference to Splatoon (you're a kid you're a squid), as the lolcow I joined up for, idislikecispeople, had a Splatoon avatar at the time and I honestly didn't know what else to call myself.
 

Smiling Honeybadger

Still on the search for some super smart Title.
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Honey badgers are cool. I like honey badgers. And my current user pic perfectly mirrors how I feel about the world. The End
 
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