What is the translation of this Zakamskii Kvas commercial? - Famous here for the big floppa edit that sometimes appears on the front page

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Rough translation as best as I can:

I am from Africa and came to drink Zakamski Kvas. Let my cry echo that Zakamski Kvas is high class (really great). This Kvas is a favorite/beloved and alive. Refreshes and encourages, Zakamski Kvas is a hit!!

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ya iz afriki priekhal chtoby pit' Zakamski Kvas
I have arrived from Africa to drink Zakamskii Kvass

pust' moy krik raznosit ekho Kvas Zakamsi vysshii klass
let my cry carry echo: Zamaksii Kvass is upper class

ed: lol sniped
 
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