Damien Thorne
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that is a good joke, i do not know what is wrong with you kids these days.
My dad used to ask for a beer whenever I asked if he needed anything. He doesn't drink. Killed the joke by bringing him a beer.
Shoulda brought a rootbeer
Was more fun to wait 21 years to kill the joke.
Best way to counter it
"Dad, I'm hungry and if you think my name is hungry i will call CPS for negligence"
Hi, hungry and if you think my name is hungry i will call CPS for negligence, I'm dad.
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.
What the fuck is a "dad"? Is that some white privilege bullshit?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
That's a creepy uncle joke.\What do you call a cow jerking off?
Beef Stroganoff
Worst joke I ever heard? I hardly know ‘er! *drum solo*
Why did the pony's voice sound funny?
He was a little horse.
He was a little horse.
What did the first tomato say to the second tomato after it got hit by a car?
Catch up!
Catch up!
Uh, excuse me buddy, but 'having a dad' is part of my white culture that you people keep insisting doesn't exist, and I'm sick of you people appropriating my culture.
