What is your favorite Chris-Chan moment? -

[Lurkman]

inb4 "this has already been done"

 

[I Like Blarms]

 

[Tismo]

When he shat himself and did nothing.

 

[Cumuppance]

Shut that goddamn thing off!

 

[AnOminous]

MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!

 

[OtterParty]

When Bluespike forced him to slice up his ugly faux clay medallion into little pieces and insert it into his delicate anus, where the jagged slivers and sharp fragments of crayola model magic sliced through the virgin tissue causing blood and impacted feces to ooze from the wounds that tore open weeping pus

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

But I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder...

JEW!!!

 

[The Lizard Queen]

When Bluespike forced him to slice up his ugly faux clay medallion into little pieces and insert it into his delicate anus, where the jagged slivers and sharp fragments of crayola model magic sliced through the virgin tissue causing blood and impacted feces to ooze from the wounds that tore open weeping pus

There's no way that tissue was virgin.
That hole was already well used.
Veteran might be a better descriptor.

 

[OtterParty]

There's no way that tissue was virgin.

I'm sure it was at least culturally virginal

 

[GS 281]

When he cried after Bob's death. It showed that even a monster like him could be tamed. I only wish Bob could die a painful, bug-infested death in front of Chris every day.

Maybe that would teach him not to be such a faggot.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Farting aloud in court with zero repercussions. It just goes to show the autism card is the strongest card in his Yu Gi Oh deck.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

This little precious gem has been overlooked throughout the ages, but the more I think about it, the more I find this the most decisive moment in OPL's life (from a Nov 2007 email to Anna, talking about the trolls):

"I'm certain that it's just some dude with nothing better to do with his time. He'll probably get tired of doing anything after a week or two"

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Now
Now
Now
Now
Now
NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW!!!!!!!

 

[Apocalypso]

The moment Bob the lumberjack stormed in to cut off Stinky Winky's internet.

 

[Vault Boy]

When Bob walked into Chris' room during his bitchfit about getting that house tour video off the Internet.

"Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME."

"...yes?"

"SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF!"

 

[Jerkop In Training]

its a 3 way draw between

BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

DON'T CALL ANYBODY!

or when his house burned down

 

[Serial Murderer]

When he shat himself and did nothing.

I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than that

For me its probably when he's screaming his name is not ian brandon something

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

Shut that god damn thing off, the video where he talks about ending up with dirty pants, and when he yelled "I am not lazy" at Kacey's father

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Slipping all over cat shit.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

Great thread.