"Shut that goddamn thing off!" from Bob. Gets me every time.
My favorite recent quote from CWC is, "I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!"
There are soo many. I like almost everything he says during the Kacey calls, like, "And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna lick it off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue sharing MOMENT!"
"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again.. "
"I have numbers of pairs of dirty, crapped briefs.."
"I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL ERRYBODY IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!''
"Ahem. My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only gave the birth—gave me birth at their ages… which my mother is 66, currently, and my father is currently 80. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth… then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of—for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early 1980s."
This quote and the stern but frank way he speaks it makes me laugh every time.