What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

What is your favorite chris quote, share it here, can be from Chris or any christological figure.

Mine Is I WANT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Because that's what you deserve, you Goddamn womanizing, raping...trollin' stupid, pickle-suited... NIGGER.

 

[Sotha Sil]

"I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD"

 

[Paul Rudd]

 

[wowsux133]

"MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!"

 

[Lucas Wolf]

"Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!"

 

[Danskjaevel]

"Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm that desperate I gotta go as far as to... pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Shut that goddamn thing off!" from Bob. Gets me every time.

My favorite recent quote from CWC is, "I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!"

 

[The Fool]

 

[Cake Farts]

"JULAYYYYYYYY~"

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

"JULAYYYYYYYY~"

I knew sooner or later that'd be a reply.

 

[Nikachu]

There are soo many. I like almost everything he says during the Kacey calls, like, "And then you know what, I'm going to lick it, I'm gonna lick it off your face, and then we're gonna share it in our tongue like tongue sharing MOMENT!"

Also:

"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again.. "

"I have numbers of pairs of dirty, crapped briefs.."

"I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL ERRYBODY IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!''

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Another classic is "Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down right now!

 

[MrTroll]

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." - David Duke Christian 'Hitler Did Nothing Wrong' Chandler

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

"I'm sending detectives, I'm sending police; I'll do everything within my Power!!!!"

 

[Nikachu]

 

[Silver Octopus]

 

[John Webster]

"Ahem. My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only gave the birth—gave me birth at their ages… which my mother is 66, currently, and my father is currently 80. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth… then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of—for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early 1980s."

This quote and the stern but frank way he speaks it makes me laugh every time.

 

[Apocalypso]

"I can MOW THE LAWN!"
Father Call

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

*stress sighs*