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Floop

Accidental Spy Kids reference
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I like his comment on hotdiggedy demon's sonic parody.

"That was Stupid. I hate you and your copycat John K. animation. Sonic is NOT Dead. -:( And I loathe your murderous intent and darkness. You make me vomit from my soul, you mental rapist."

Just reading the words "Sonic is NOT Dead" cracks me the fuck up.
 

JoeyJoJo

Curious Internet Traveler
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My favorite quotes ?
"BACK THE FUCK OFF"
" GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN DIRTY SKULLS"
" Boobies ........Vagina.....Gorgeous"
" JULAY JULAY JULAY "
 
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Floop

Accidental Spy Kids reference
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I love how Chris says 'awesome' when talking about sex.

"we are going to have sex. We're going to lose our virginities to each other...and it's going to be awesome."

"Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so 'Wow! Those are awesome!'"

"But then we would be just looking at each other lovingly under the covers of the bed, and we'd just be like, 'That was so awesome!'"
 

SlavicCyanide

Polish Poison
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"Felix. Arvid. KUH-JELL-BERG. Also known as P-E-W-D-PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! Does! Not! Live here at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, two-two-nine-sits-eight!"
Oh god. He was getting mail from pewds? Pewds literally livens in Sweden.
Why would people send him stuff addressed to pewds? Trolling?
Is it cause PewDiePie did a video on Chris?
 

Massively Strong Greed

Thanks for the money, dummy!
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