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Fapcop

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"Life is a cartoon, we are all the characters of the larger, the cartoons we make are part of our own universe, we are all a reality cartoon."
I can’t help but wonder what Chris’s life would have been like if he had never watched “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” and treated it like the autistic version of “A Brief History of Time”

To be fair, Chris really is as close as you get to a real-life cartoon.

Some cheap, ancient, poorly done and shallow one.
I got you fam!

Voila: The perfect approximation of Chris in cartoon form.


La Linea, the lineman. Now tell me this doesn’t sound like Chris:

*Fiery temper, prone to bursts of anger.
*Frequently get into bizarre, comical situations.
*Regularly appeals to his creator for intervention and an easy solution.
*Talks in his own, made up gibberish.
*Can best be described as shallow and one dimensional.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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I got you fam!

Voila: The perfect approximation of Chris in cartoon form.


La Linea, the lineman. Now tell me this doesn’t sound like Chris:

*Fiery temper, prone to bursts of anger.
*Frequently get into bizarre, comical situations.
*Regularly appeals to his creator for intervention and an easy solution.
*Talks in his own, made up gibberish.
*Can best be described as shallow and one dimensional.
The character really fits! Although the cartoon itself, despite being so simple, is clever and competently made (unlike Chris).

Production-wise and by the amount of sense he does, present-day Chris is quickly devolving to this:

 

No_one

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I've been rereading Tito PS 3 e-mails recently. There are a few gems there:

I was at the Starbucks in Fashion Square for over an hour, and come 2:00 PM and later; No Pickle-Breasted Woman showed up.
You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like Eric Cartman, and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre.
I am a man who Cares and Respects good people, and I did not want to dis them, so I made the statement.
 

FunkyFresh87

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A couple of some of the most classic ones from the January 2009 IRC chat:

I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC CLOSET AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.
And from the White knight emails:

One more thing, I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Pretty much the entirety of the pokestop video, he claims 14 branchland court is a beautiful home but we clearly see how shabby it is and can hear his nearly feral filthy dogs howling to be put out of their misery in the background.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan

Blood must never enter my alcohol stream.
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"I'm not running away from you, I'm right here." -chris not understanding Alec when he said 'stop running away from me.'

It's no 'JULAAAAY' or 'I poop myself', but for me it was the first, clear example of just how utterly stupid chris was. (I discovered chris during the Asperchu saga)
 
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