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Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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"And after the Damn Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle County Police, I Kicked His Car five times. I have always wanted to do damage Back at them for YEARS"

All these years and this idiot just won't learn the cops "dogpiled" on him because he ran away possibly while screaming like a baby, generally cops assume either he was insane and about to hurt someone in a fit of tard rage or he had something on him that he didn't want them to find (a gun or drugs)

As for being arrested sure screaming and kicking like a toddler in your twenties while lottering with a sign harassing women to " I have Autism please gimmie China" isn't as criminal as other offenses but it's still reason to take him in when he acts like an escapee from a special needs home.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Let's be fair, he lived in a rental after his house burned down. With his mom of course, but still.

"no burglar would ever want anything in this house"
He's got a Sony brand 4k tv, a PS4, Xbox one, switch, and an iPhone. It's not like Beavis and butthead they only thing they had of some value was their tv and even then the theives later regretted stealing it because no fence would buy it.
 

TheRedBaron

Manfred Von Richthofen
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either the ridiculous "DUUUUUUIIIEEEEEEE YOOOOOOUU" or " I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANNAN SOMETHING"
 
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