What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[CrabDick666]

"JULLLAAAY", from the sex doll video

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

"I certainly do not use any animals, my own jizz, or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. "

 

[Pikaonic Mousenhog]

"TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME!" kills me every time I here Geno shout that out.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Anytime Chris is screaming someone else’s name and feeling something when saying it.

 

[Volthoom]

Mines

"The man in the Pickle Suit tricked me again!"

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Mines

"The man in the Pickle Suit tricked me again!"

It's so surreal, but at the same time you can tell that for a loon like Chris it was just tuesday.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Underrated Chris quote: "Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those goddamn homosexual ads down!"

 

[UltraCunt]

"I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more."

 

[Truthboi]

Recent one but

"This body is part electricity literally so it can take it." - CWC on why he can tase himself and be fine

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Not sure if this counts as a "quote" but labeling beer as "reeb" in the comics was amazing. It has somehow slipped into my normal vocabulary.

 

[Shovelbird]

I'm scared of this in its entirety.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

At 0:53 above

"I was Sofa King!"

(not sure if misheard quotes qualify as well)

 

[Truthboi]

At 0:53 above

"I was Sofa King!"

(not sure if misheard quotes qualify as well)

He said "I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG"

 

[Shovelbird]

At 0:53 above

"I was Sofa King!"

(not sure if misheard quotes qualify as well)

nevermind that, his drooping eye and shaking banshee mod is horrifying.

 

[Truthboi]

From the Bronycon announcement

"Approach me badly and-[Gives a long-eyed autistic stare at the camera as though he blew up people's heads]."

 

[horrorfan89]

Want woman!

 

[Slavic Insider]

"I NAME IS NOT IAN...BRANNAN...SOMETHING!!!"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Honestly, during the temp home period when he posted a picture of an excavator handling a brush fire next to the temp house and he called it a 'shovel mech', that was a classic chris moment.

I mean, it's a fucking excavator, that's one of those basic things you get ingrained in your head as a kid. The fact Chris not only didn't remember this but managed to tard it up into a CWCism, all the while getting angry over something that posed no threat whatsoever, well, that's pure Chris right there.

 

[TheRetardKing]

*clenches my now 13-year old Xbox 360 for dear life*
Chris, NOOOO!!! Don't come near me or my 360!!!

 

[Knives Out]

I even had to MOW THE LAWN