What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[Shabobus]

"Sentally delicious" from his Axe ad in the comic is underrated.

 

[Mango Juice Appreciator]

*stress sighs*

What is your favorite chris quote, share it here, can be from Chris or any christological figure.

Mine Is I WANT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET.

Anytime he refers to “happy memories” with a given sweetheart because I know it boils down to soulless awkward sexting. That always gets me.

 

[Hambubger]

"Surfshack Tito, I know you"

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Another relatively recent goodie is from the Idea Guy roleplaying sessions. When Wise was autistically describing the power of his colossal, moon-destroying superweapon, Chris's rebuttal was to blurt out, [That thing's so small it could fit inside my urethra!]

 

[Crustyguy]

You don't know what a WINDOWS is?

 

[Islamic Creampie]

"Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!"

I still laugh whenever I hear or see comeuppance used elsewhere.

 

[KillDaHo]

"We can do it one way, or we can do it the lesbian way."
Sounds like something a mafioso would say before he bashes in your kneecaps.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'....and my mother's here, asleep in the dark area.'

Camera swings round awkwardly to reveal an area of Stygian, featureless blackness. It is remarkably easy to envisage Mrs Bates in her swivel chair, or some shrivelled yet terrifyingly powerful and voracious Lovecraftian monstrosity chewing on the haunch of a dead neighbour. Hauntological is far too genteel a word to describe the nameless horrors concealed mercifully from our sight

Merry bloody Christmas

 

[Shabobus]

"Or even worse, a SENIOR CITIZEN virgin!"

 

[horrorfan89]

Pewdiepie doesn't live here!

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

WARRIORS! WARRIORS.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

I got a little Chun-Li within me!

 

[CommonSenseWYAHoney]

MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME

 

[alpro whore]

'yes, i am a homophobe; i fear them all, and i fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path'

 

[Stoic of the Lockness]

"Or we'll rain heckle on you, cause I'm not afraid to...


...SHOW MY FANGS!"

 

[SojuDrnkr]

"I AM HONOR ROLL!"

 

[arbo real]

"Experienced for her pleasure"
You can tell he got it from condom packaging.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"Experienced for her pleasure"
You can tell he got it from condom packaging.

Somehow that picture is the most normal Chris has ever looked (relatively speaking).

 

[Kosher Snake]

the "MY NAME'S NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING" rant. The whole Liquid Chris era, actually

 

[Inflatable Julay]

"I did it all for you, Megan; I had you in my heart as I chopped the Onion a la mode dance"